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Tuesday, January 21, 2014

In the Ear

My Sweetie and Me
Newly married.
What a wonderful time.
A time of love. Friendship. Companionship.
A time of discovering for the first time that one has a true and forever friend. Someone to be with. Always.
It's magical.
Then, too, it is the time to discover those frailties that we have tried so very hard to keep from our sweethearts. 
And finally have to admit to owning. 
Everyone has bodily functions.
Get over it.
My husband I had been married for a couple of weeks.
He had risen early in the morning and disappeared into the bathroom.
I had stayed where I was. Warm and comfy and still deliciously drowsy.
Soon the door opened and my new husband emerged, but . . . not looking as he had when he went in.
He had blown his nose, while attending to other necessities, and given himself a nosebleed.
Easily fixed. Just stuff a Kleenex into his left nostril.
Oh. He had discovered a pimple in his right ear. Quickly disposed of. And another Kleenex inserted to blot up any discharge.
Now, back to bed to snuggle with his new wife.
I stared at this apparition who was approaching my bed. It looked like my husband. But it had white tissues issuing from nose and ear. Could it possibly be . . .? I braced myself up on one arm. "Is that one Kleenex?" (Hand gestures to suggest pulling something which had been run into the head through the ear and now protruded from the nostril.)
"Harrumph!"
"Was that a 'harrumph'?"
With a glare, he jerked the Kleenex out of his ear, spun around and headed back into the bathroom.
And firmly closed the door.
He never answered my question . . .

16 comments:

  1. They are full of surprises aren't they?

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  2. For the record: To protect your Husby's pride (or to hide his shame), your question shall always go unanswered. All that can be said is that 5 tissues were actually used that morning. Three never emerged from either orifice . . . . .

    Anonymous Cellulose-Brained Husby-Figure

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    1. A-HA! Cellulose-brained . . . that explains a few things . . . :)

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  3. They think we love them no matter what!! Well, we do, but they have to make an effort at least :)

    'Anonymous', you are a good sport :)

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    1. Every little effort counts!!! :)
      He really is a good sport!

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  4. Those were the days... We had so much to learn.

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  5. A very cute story that I could relate too.
    Blessings for the smile............

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  6. So you're where that joke started, and it quickly rocketed around the world. Well done.

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  7. OMG too funny---he's a good sport for letting you post this!

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  8. Haha! I love this story, Diane. What a delicious memory...

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