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Tuesday, November 17, 2015

The Cookie Diet

Admit it. You want some . . .
Cookies. The ultimate in snack foods. That perfect balance of sugars, grains, fats, and deliciousness. And the most unique and perfect forum for getting small, semi-disguised chunks of chocolate into your mouth.
Chocolate that you can savour but dismiss as insignificant when tallying your calorie count at day's end.
Or at least I can.
I love cookies. And I make the mistake of baking them on a regular basis.
Call me a glutton for punishment.
Or just a glutton - the shoe fits. (Or did, before I started making cookies.) But I digress . . .
My six children have been raised on my cookies. Mostly with some form of chocolate as a noteworthy ingredient. They love those small handfuls of pure perfection as much as I do.
Bliss.
But life, and reality, tend to sneak up on you and smack you soundly, just when you aren't paying attention. And so it was with my cookie consumption.
I was going merrily along, enjoying my cookie-filled life until, one day, I dragged my favourite and freshly-washed jeans out of the drawer . . . and couldn't do them up.
Now I know this has happened to many of us, and certainly is nothing new, but it was a first time for me.
And it made me . . . unhappy.
To make matters worse, which we all try to do far too often, I decided to step on the scale.
I should note here, that the person who invented the scale, and non-stretchy clothes, was a nasty, evil individual. But again, I digress . . .
I had to make some changes.
Or buy a new wardrobe.
Finances won. Losing weight was in order. And the first thing to go was my mostly-cookie diet.
I baked one last batch . . . and started eating them as though they constituted my last meal on earth.
Finally, heroically, I put the lid on the still-half-full cookie jar and left the room.
But they . . . called to me.
Cookies do that.
Finally, I could stand it no longer. I answered that call.
I went back into the kitchen and discovered that my beloved cookie jar . . . was empty.
At first, dismay. Then, relief.
"Who ate all the cookies?"
From somewhere in the house, my daughter, Tiana's voice, "Tristan!"
Also from the nether regions of said house, my son, Tristan's voice, "Sorry!"
Me. "Oh thank you, thank you, thank you Tristan! I could hug you! I just couldn't leave the silly things alone!"
A pause, then my daughter's voice, "Tiana."
The cookie doesn't fall far from the tree.

6 comments:

  1. Drat you. Now I want some.
    Must resist temptation....

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  2. You mean the cookie diet isn't a real thing? Maybe why that's why it's not working for me ...

    Your daughter didn't miss a beat there :)

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  3. My kids were raised on my brownies and I ate them too. In fact I often ate a whole batch fresh from the oven and had to bake another batch in time for the kids arrival from school. But I didn't start putting on weight until I started working at a supermarket checkout. Weird huh?

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  4. cookies for you are potato chips for me - I can't leave them alone and my jeans are getting tighter by the moment This menopause business has a lot to answer for!

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  5. Lucky for me the hubs does NOT have a sweet tooth. I only bake cookies to give away. If I had cookies in the house on a regular basis I wouldn't fit through my front door.

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  6. My kryptonite is sweet tea and potato chips....and the dip to go with the chips. It's an evil circle.

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