Part Two
Things went according to plan.
Okay, I know this isn’t common in a fairy tale, but go
with me on this…
In next to no time, Gerrold was trailing after a
little train of princesses as they made their silent way through a little-used
side door and out into the gardens.
And from there through an equally little-used side
gate and out into the neighbouring forest.
Intent on their destination, none of them noticed they
were being followed by a soft-footed shadow.
Good thing, too, although I’m not quite sure what
would have happened if Gerrold were discovered.
I mean, these girls weren’t—you know—monsters.
Silently, the group and the shadow crept through the
woods, arriving finally at a strange, dark, little stone house.
A house that, as they approached, suddenly lit up
until it was almost too bright to look at.
The front door opened and a very odd creature stepped
out onto the stoop.
Because it must have been a stepping stoop.
Sorry…
The creature had very wrinkled green skin and large,
bat-wing ears. But the strangest thing about it were its eyes.
They…glowed. Green.
Not something you see every day.
It was dressed very formally and, as the girls
advanced, swept a beautifully-brushed top hat off a rather lumpy head and bowed
deeply.
The girls smiled at it warmly, then stepped past it
and entered the house.
Immediately, lights sprang on throughout the house and
music began to play.
The creature followed after the last princess, Sofia,
and closed the door.
Gerrold sprang from the shadows and approached the
house, still walking carefully. In a moment, he had his face pressed against
the tall window just to the right of the doorway.
I really don’t know what he was expecting, but I’m
pretty sure it wasn’t what he saw.
The 12 princesses were dancing with 12 creatures exactly
like the one who had just welcomed them in.
Well, almost exactly. Truth is, I can’t tell one demon
from another.
They all look the same to me.
True story.
And yes, they were demons.
Those same demons, in fact, who had accepted a deal
with the new Queen to overrun and generally annoy the stuffing out of the King,
princesses, and anyone else who happened in their path.
Yep. Those demons.
And that’s exactly what they would be doing.
If they weren’t dancing their hairy, rather disgusting
little feet off with the aforementioned 12 princesses.
Are we beginning to catch on?
Our clever little princesses, knowing of the wicked
Queen’s plan, had found a solution that worked.
And at very little cost to anyone.
If you don’t count the fact that none of them were fit
for active duty before about 10:00 each morning. And all needed to be re-shod
with equal regularity.
Quietly, Gerrold tucked away this little tidbit of
information and crept back into the cover of the trees. Later, as dawn
approached, he again fell in behind the girls as they once more picked their
way through the woods.
This time, they walked a little slower because: 1.
Tired and 2. Worn-out shoes on rough woodsy trails. More than a few rather
strident comments featuring all demons in general and the Queen in particular
floated back from the exhausted girls.
Soon they were tucked up in their safe, warm beds and
Gerrold was reporting to their father.
Now the King was a fairly clever chap and wasted no
time in taking all his strongest guards and going straight to the horse’s
mouth, so to speak.
Said horse being the queen.
Of course.
At first she denied outright.
Then prevaricated.
And finally confessed.
Now the King was a gentle, considerate ruler.
But when someone threatened his kingdom, he could get
. . . testy.
He ordered Queen Demona imprisoned.
Then, when his girls had awakened, the fourteen of
them (because now Gerrold was included) had a ‘discussion’.
About keeping secrets from their father—regardless of
the reason.
The king dismissed the girls—and Gerrold—and went off
by himself to ponder just what an appropriate punishment should be for a Queen
who lied and cheated and tried to steal.
But as it turned out, he needed have wasted grey
matter on the subject.
Because once the Queen’s dastardly (Oooh! Good word!)
plan was uncovered, the strength and power poured into it to make it work
snapped back—as often happens in these instances—upon the caster.
In this case, Queen Demona.
Now spells are tricky things. And even have been known
to have a sense of humour.
Sometimes a bit twisted, but they are—you know—spells.
This time, the spell forced the Queen to start
dancing.
And dancing.
And dancing . . .
She is dancing still.
The kind King keeps having Gerrold (now Prince Gerrold,
because that’s what happens when you marry a princess…) toss new shoes at her.
And her meals are all, of necessity, fast food.
And, let’s face it, she’s very, very, very fit.
But still, sadly, she’s cursed.
We can learn a couple of things from this story . . .
First: Don’t curse people. It never works like you
think it will.
And Second: There are some people who think dancing is
the greatest form of totally enjoyable exercise.
And some who think it’s torture.
They’re right.
