Friday, June 8, 2012

A Good Cow Pony

A good cow pony is more than just transportation in the ranching world.
It is partner, confidante, shelter, and yes, even protector.
Dad's horse had been superbly trained.
By him.
Calving season is a rather exciting time of the year.
For at least a couple of reasons.
Because new babies are appearing in the fields.
And I don't care what you think, new baby calves are cute.
And because you are getting up close and personal with warm, furry creatures who outweigh you by several hundreds of pounds.
See? Exciting.
In an unpredictable/ohmygoodness sort of way.
Most cows on the Stringam ranch calved between January and March.
Without ceremony or fanfare.
In the field.
Calves were tagged and given their newborn shots within a few feet of where they were born.
I should mention here that Hereford cows are docile and easily managed.
Except when they have a newborn calf nearby.
You've heard the stories about getting between she-bears and their babies?
Well, Hereford cows would kill to have that reputation.
Actually, they would have to kill to get that reputation.
Just thought I'd point that out.
Because it really has nothing to do with this story.
Moving on . . .
Hereford cows may not be the black-leather-clad, chain-toting members of the bovine family, but they can still be rather aggressive when their babies are in danger.
Or when they think their babies may be in danger.
As when people are around.
My Dad found this out the exciting way.
He had come across a newborn calf, lying 'hidden' in the tall grass.
Dismounting, he straddled the calf and prepared to vaccinate.
And that's when Mama noticed him.
Suddenly, a thousand pounds of red and white indignation were breathing down his neck.
And I do mean down his neck.
I know this will sound funny, but when a cow is threatening, the best place to be in the wide-open prairie is 'under' one's well-trained horse.
Really.
You crawl under your horse and no cow will come near.
Hastily, Dad pulled himself and his captive under his horse and continued with his work.
The cow snorted and fidgeted, circling around, trying to find the flaw in this scenario.
The horse kept one eye on her.
Constantly turning to keep his hind quarters directed towards the irate bundle of hair and aggression.
This worked for a few moments.
But finally, even the presence of a larger, stronger, and infinitely smarter creature didn't deter.
She charged.
Remember where I mentioned that the horse kept his hind quarters towards the cow?
That's because that is a horse's 'dangerous' end.
Always loaded.
And ready to fire.
He let fly.
With both barrels.
He caught the cow in the head.
In mid-charge.
Now a cow's head is composed mostly of bone.
They can be hurt.
But it takes a lot.
This kick merely stopped the cow for a moment.
She shook her head, confused.
Then looked around.
What had she been doing?
About that time, Dad finished with the calf and let it go.
It trotted over to its mother and the two of them hurried towards the nearest far-away place.
Dad stood up and gave his horse a pat.
“Good boy.”
Then mounted up and continued his ride.
Another rather mundane day in the life of a good cow-pony.
What would we do without them?

10 comments:

  1. What a remarkable life you have led. Such rich memories narrated in such a matter of fact manner.

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    1. Thank you, Delores! I so look forward to your visits every day!

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  2. Whoa. I was visualizing all of that. Just another day at the ranch, eh?

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    1. To me these things are absolutely normal. I didn't know until I started sharing them that, to others, they weren't. I'm just as fascinated by your adventures! :)

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  3. Haha, now there's a disturbing mental image!! It's amazing the terrors and tribulations of farm life - and city folk wonder what you do all day!!!

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    1. Yeah. We survived! Barely! When we're not scrambling out from under horses, pulling calves, hauling hay, chasing cows, or any of the other million ranch duties, we're usually just sitting around with our feet up! :)

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  4. Diane, You are remarkable! Tell me when you are ready to pre-launch your next book, and we can do another podcast for you!
    Love,
    Chris

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  5. Diane,
    I always love when I come across your posts on NOBH! It's like I'm transported to a different place and time. Thank you for giving a window with such a clear view of what life is like on the ranch. I am always enthralled with what you share. :)
    Love and God bless,
    Christy

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    1. Thank you so much, Christy! when I first started blogging, I thought everyone had the same childhood experiences as me. I've discovered differently. It's so fun to read about all of the different lives!

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