Another of Daddy's favourite stories . . .
For years, she worked untiringly
In times of calm, or urgency,
In office work, traditional,
Her business place so integral.
Her husband was so proud of her,
His sweet, but strong entrepreneur,
So, for her birthday, he’d reward
The lovely woman he adored.
And straightway took her to the store
To blow all he did budget for,
For something pretty she could wear,
Unmatched by all who might compare.
And so received from her dear spouse
A lovely suit, with silky blouse.
A gorgeous jacket: shade of blue,
A pleated skirt of matching hue.
Then marched herself to work that day,
Receiving greetings on the way,
Confident in how she looked,
As pretty as a picture . . . book.
Her boss was in when she got there,
She checked her image with due care,
Then to his office, she did trot,
To show the suit her husband bought.
But just as she had stepped inside,
A customer with needs, applied
For entrance to their workplace there,
The boss sprang up from his wing chair.
“So sorry that I made you wait,
(Today my girl’s a fashion plate),
But she was looking oh-so-cute,
When showing me her birthday suit!”
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DeleteLOL!!!!!! I just spit out my lunch. So funny!
ReplyDeleteUmmm . . . sorry about the lunch. But thank you!
DeleteOooh, yeah - unfortunate choice of words :)
ReplyDeleteTotally!
DeleteMy, my, what was he really thinking.
ReplyDeleteHmmm . . .
DeleteSo funny! I love your poems--they always make me smile!
ReplyDeleteWhy thank you, Marcia! That just makes my day!
DeleteOh gosh Funny :)
ReplyDeleteThanks so much, LL!
Deleteoh that last line! Glad I'd put down my coffee cup already.
ReplyDeleteNo coffee was spilled in the reading of this poem . . .
Delete:-) Delightful.
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Thank you, Pearl!
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