The skills he learned in France . . . |
And cooking. |
In his early twenties, my Husby spent two years living in Paris, France.
For a farm boy from southern Alberta, it was quite a culture shock.
But he loved it, and grew to love the French people.
During his years there, he discovered that the French love their food.
Love. Their. Food.
And he found out first hand . . .
During his stay there, Husby became acquainted with a wealthy U.S. national and his family who made their home in Paris.
Wonderful people.
One evening, the father decided to take his family out to dine.
He invited Husby and his companions.
Remember the place where I said ‘wealthy’?
That would become important here.
They went to a five-star, French restaurant.
And when the French say five-star, they definitely mean it.
Our little farm boy found himself in the very heart and soul of Haute Cuisine.
He nervously sank into a chair at one of the luxurious tables and accepted the expertly-flourished menu.
Fortunately, his French was good, so ordering didn’t cause any complications.
The meal came out in courses.
Slow courses.
When I say that the French love their food, I mean it.
And they take time to worship every. Single. Bite.
Finally, the main course appeared.
Husby’s American friend had ordered steak.
Steak was delivered. Smothered in onions and other good things.
Said steak was also very, very rare.
Now, I don’t know about you, but that would have been just fine with me. (Rancher’s daughter.)
But for Husby’s friend, it was simply unacceptable. “Could you please take this back and cook it?” he asked.
The waiter’s impeccable manners did not allow for any outward show of surprise or even opinion. He simply said, “Oui, M’sieur,” and whisked the offending plate away.
A few minutes later, he reappeared, with the same steak on a fresh plate.
Still beautifully displayed.
Still rare.
The friend stared at it, then at the waiter. “Could you please take it back again?”
Now it’s no crime to like your meat well-done.
Most of my family members actually prefer it that way.
It’s just not acceptable when you are in a very fancy French restaurant.
A short time later, the steak re-appeared.
This time carried in with tongs.
By the chef, himself.
“M’sieur,” he said, slapping the steak down in disgust on a nearby plate, “you have murdered that steak!” The man then spun about and marched back to the kitchen, outrage and repugnance (good word) in every step.
For those of you planning on visiting France . . .
The people are wonderful.
The food divine.
The meat, rare.
That is all.
Oh, I'll bet he has so MANY stories about his time in France!
ReplyDeleteHe does! I'm going to try and get him to tell them....
DeleteNot that I'll ever be going...but.....I certainly wouldn't order beef if I did.
ReplyDeleteYou're a wise, wise woman, Delores.
DeleteI like my steak a little more rare than medium, but not so rare it bleeds when I cut it, so if I'm ever in France I shall remember to never order steak. I suppose the chicken would be safe. I should ask my brother, he's been to Paris.
ReplyDeleteYeah. I do think they have to cook the chicken... :)
DeleteUrk urk urk ... from someone who cannot and will not eat an unmurdered piece of beef :)
ReplyDeleteBetter stick with the chicken! :)
DeleteHahaha! My dad used to say the same thing to my mom. I took after dad though and love a good rare steak. Did I tell you hubby passes out at the sight of blood?!? Not a great combination!
ReplyDeleteYou'd have to eat in different rooms! :)
DeleteGreat clues there! I visited France, but only for a couple weeks, and did not have that kind of experience. Hmmm!
ReplyDeleteLove,
Chris
Just something to keep in mind for the next time! :)
DeleteMy husband asks for his steak to be "still mooing" so he would have done fine there!
ReplyDeleteHeehee! That's exactly how I ask for mine! We'd get along fine!
DeleteEven without your marvelous story-telling skills Diane, I saw this coming! I bet that French chef still talks about that murdered piece of meat! Hope it was at least cooked to your husbands liking when it was thrown down on the plate!
ReplyDeleteI understand that it got eaten - one way or another! :)
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