Clean!

I know, to you, it prob’ly doesn’t seem a lot like cleaning,

But hear me out and I’ll explain the way that I am leaning,

I’m sure you will agree my method’s really quite efficient,

You cannot argue with results—spectacularly . . . sufficient.

Each day I open up the fridge and reach for something yummy,

Something pleasing to the taste and nourishing for my tummy,

But often times, I reach right past the ghosts of yesterdays,

Those things once fresh but whose appeal has long been passed away,

Now listen close, cause here’s the point that I was getting to,

That remarkable technique that you should really not eschew,

It’s amazingly efficient and effective, you will see,

And best of all it takes so little energy from me!

Once a year, I open up the ‘frigerator door,

And loudly contact all the food that wasn’t there before,

“All you with arms and legs and sense, I’m sorry to aggrieve,

But every one of you will have to pack their bags and leave!”

Each month all Karen's friends will gather, writing on a theme,

And sometimes genius burns and sometimes inspiration gleams,

At times we may be silly or find purpose when we're done,

But one thing that is certain is we all are having fun!

Hop over and see what the others have done with this month's theme: Cleaning Out the Fridge!

Karen of Baking In A Tornado: Clean Out Your Fridge Day

Dawn of Cognitive Script: Out With The Fuzzy

Lydia of Cluttered Genius: Clean that Fridge