Mazed

I must admit, I’ve never even seen a corn maze. True,

And if you set me down in one, I’d not know what to do.

But I’ve heard tales and you will see before this post is through,

Knowledge isn’t what you need to tell a joke or two.

"At first, I’ll tell of one young man who thought it was no joke

When inexperience got him corn-ered by some country folk!"

Okay, I’m sorry, that was bad, I did not mean to provoke,

And I’ll do better so some reader doesn’t have a stroke!

This one, you must admit the kiddies really think is bold!

3 of 4 expressed affection when we had them polled.

"A secret’s hard to keep inside a corn maze, so I’m told,

Because of all the ears beneath the tassels made of gold!"

I’m blonde and I have heard there is a corn maze just for me

And others, like me, who would travel out so they can see,

This truly splendid play place that is fun (and worry-free),

We all will be successful I can almost guarantee!

Okay, one more and then my maze poem will be at an end,

Come here and join me by the bonfire. Warm your hands, my friend!

If you adored it, checks and dollars really won’t offend,

Cause it’s the most a-maze-ing poem that I have ever penned!

Each month we write upon a theme

Some folks think we're clever!

And we have such a lot of fun,

We'll do this thing forever! 

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