Wednesday, January 27, 2021

The Leading EDGE in Home Security

Beware!
We were visiting/staying with my husband’s sister at her home in the country.
Surrounded by acres of Adventure.
Our kids loved it.
They had worn themselves out running outside.
Created worlds with Lego inside. 
And were finally tucked into their respective beds.
The visiting adults had visited a while, then followed their example and were peacefully snoring.
My Husby and I were on the hide-a-bed in the family room.
All was quiet.
I should explain, here, that the family room was situated at the top of the stairs.
That the master bedroom was down said stairs.
And that anyone wanting to use the bathroom would have to walk through our room, between our bed and the only source of light in the entire house, the glass patio doors to reach the only bathroom in the house.
Back to my story . . .
I heard a noise.
As the mother of six, I was instantly awake.
A floor was creaking.
Someone was coming up the stairs.
An adult-sized figure materialized out of the gloom beside me making their slow, careful way towards the bathroom.
For a moment, they were silhouetted against the patio door.
Then they disappeared.
I’m not making this up.
They disappeared.
One moment they were there.
A black cutout against the lighter door.
And the next . . . gone.
I sat up.
“Who’s there? What happened?”
My whisper sounded loud in the stillness.
My Sister-In-Law’s voice from the end of the bed, #$%&! Lego!”
The figure reappeared, rising up from the floor.
Its gait subtly altered, it continued towards the bathroom.
Lego is the best, most imaginative toy ever, but those who have had the misfortune of stepping on one of those little blocks with an unprotected foot know the pain.
We weep with you.

P.S. I've just had an amazing thought! Spread Lego blocks around the house for defense. As long as the enemy approaches barefoot, you've got them!

8 comments:

  1. Oh yes. A very, very effective defense. Which is also has the habit of taking offense under the cover of darkness and moving itself to spots where it can attack the unwary.

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  2. Oh yes. Nighttime legos are legendary.

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  3. I'd prefer to set up one of those hidden trapdoors with a pit containing a starving tiger underneath (Amazon probably sells them). It's less cruel. Floor Lego blocks are a terror weapon which should be banned by the Geneva Convention. If Trump had been smart enough to scatter them along the border instead of trying to build a wall, no one would ever have tried to cross over again.

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    1. Hahahahaha! Sooo true! Hmmm... a tiger for household defence...I think we're onto something.

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  4. This, and the fact that cats take great care to hide their "business" but do not care where they deposit their barf, is why i keep hard-soled sandals next to the bed and do not get up without putting them on!

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