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I
don’t know where he got it.
And I'm certainly am not surprised things turned out the way they did.
Maybe
I should start at the beginning . . .
Sally
is home.
This
time—with the outbreak of Covid-19—she is here for the foreseeable future.
Apparently
movie stars are just as susceptible as the rest of us.
Go
figure.
Woe
be unto us.
I
should probably explain that there have been a few changes in our household.
For
one thing, the household.
A
couple of months ago, Sally—she of the handsomely-paid movie star job—bought a
new, significantly larger house a couple of blocks from our old neighbourhood. Then
begged Mom and I to move in with her.
I
will admit she captured me with the promise of my own bedroom.
With
my own bathroom.
And
a beautiful yard.
We
had just finished moving in when the call came to stay at home.
This
is self-isolating deluxe!
Oh,
also Mort is sharing our stay-at-home-i-ness with us. It had started as a
week-long thing while his parents had their house renovated.
And
the timing was bad.
He
now has the basement suite.
Can
you believe I actually live in a house with something besides storage in the
basement?
Yeah,
I keep catching Mom pinching herself, too.
Anyways,
back to this morning . . .
Mort
appeared from his sunrise walk with an ancient bicycle.
Tandem.
Apparently
it had been rusting happily among the weeds of Little Pearl Creek for some
years. With all this time on his hands, he decided he could give it the
extensive care it needed.
And
a home.
He
spent much of the morning in the garage (yes, we have a garage!) fixing said
bicycle. Greasing. Adjusting.
I
don’t know. Doing ‘bike’ things.
Finally,
he and his new friend emerged.
One
pedal was missing its rubber thingamee and had been reduced to the basics. Both
the front and back fenders had to be removed because of possible tetanus-y
stuff.
In
lieu of two fully-functioning seats, he had tied on a couple of towels.
It
was just as rusty and disreputable-looking, but now it had been ‘oiled’ and ‘upgraded’
(his words).
“Sally!”
he shouted from the front walk.
I’ll
tell you, she could be anywhere, doing anything (because she is, you know,
Sally) but that girl could hear that boy’s call no matter what was going on.
She
appeared at the front door, with Mom and me close behind.
We
find it’s best to start any new adventure with our eyes on Sally.
Let’s
face it, it’s just safer.
“Come
for a ride with me!”
While
Mom and I were still gazing at the sad vehicle with something akin to horror, Sally
squealed with delight and leaped aboard the drivers ‘seat’.
Have
I mentioned that girl is game for anything?
Mort
swung his long legs on behind and, with a quick wave for those of us with too
much sense to even approach, they were off down the drive.
Mom
and I looked at each other, then shrugged and went back inside.
I had
been in the middle of creating a nice slow-cooker stew for supper and was soon
happily absorbed in chopping vegetables once more.
The
handy little kitchen gadget was bubbling merrily, earning its keep, and I was
tidying up when I heard Mom shriek.
I
dropped the dishcloth and ran.
Hey.
I live with Sally. Something dangerous and/or entertaining was surely happening
. . .
Mom
was standing in the open front door, staring outside.
I
joined her.
Sally
and Mort were just coming up the drive.
Both
looked a little different than when they had left 20 minutes before.
Sally
was soaking wet.
And
Mort had sprouted leaves and petals.
The
bicycle was nowhere to be seen.
“Are
you hurt?” Mom asked.
“Nope!”
Sally said brightly.
“Soooo
. . . want to tell me about it?”
They
stopped at the bottom of the steps.
“Nope!”
Sally said again.
Mom turned to Mort. “Mort?”
Mom turned to Mort. “Mort?”
He
brushed at some of his greenery. “Ummm . . . you may want to avoid that Mrs.
Talent and her flower garden just to the east of us here.”
Mom sighed,
then cocked an eyebrow. “And . . .?”
Sally
broke in. “If anyone asks, we have no idea how the old flour mill got knocked
into the creek.”
Mom
blinked. “The whole mill? Like, the building that’s been there since the dawn
of time?”
Sally
nodded and headed past Mom and me into the house.
Mort
followed more slowly, then stopped and smiled, rather ruefully. “Funny thing,”
he said. “Did you know that bikes need brakes?”
Today
is a word challenge. My favourite thing!
Here’s
how it works. Our intrepid leader, Karen
collects word from her loyal followers, which she then re-issues back to said
loyal followers.
No
one knows whose words they will acquire or what will be done to the words they’ve
given.
Get
it?
See?
Totally fun!
My
words today: flower ~ flour ~ petal ~ pedal were given to me by Karen
herself! Thank you so much, my friend! This. Is. Awesome!
There’s more fun ahead:
Baking In A Tornado
Spatulas on Parade
Wandering Web Designer
The flour mill got knocked into whaaaat?
ReplyDeleteOh my Goodness, as soon as I read Sally was home for the lockdown, I knew there was going to be trouble.
It explains, however, why there's no flour to be purchased at the grocery store!!!
Good old Sally. She never lets us down.
ReplyDeleteTricky words you were given indeed. Here's a little covid 19 shopping rhyme for you...
put the pedal
to the metal
my little flower petal
mama needs flour
and just to test your metal
I dare you to find
even one egg in the store.
ha!
Should have been mettle...I was in rhyming mode lol.
DeleteLockdown or not, I can always count on you (ummm . . Sally) to keep me amused!
ReplyDeleteThe ENTIRE mill?? OH MY GOODNESS!! If Sally doesn't beat all I tell ya! I absolutely love these stories.
ReplyDeleteDawn aka Spatulas On Parade
Love any Sally story. I want to see her in a movie!
ReplyDeleteI think Sally must have as her motto Go Big Or Go Home! lol
ReplyDeleteOOPS
ReplyDeleteGreat story! I'm not very coordinated on a bike, so I'd probably end up crashing into a building, too!
ReplyDeleteSally makes all our worlds more interesting.
ReplyDeleteI love that Sally is up for anything. Even though it gets her in trouble, she really seems to be having fun, sans kidnapping. :)
ReplyDeleteHeeheehee! Sally is amazing, especially since i don't have to live with her.
ReplyDeleteI see your blog daily,
ReplyDeleteit is crispy to study.
Your blog is very useful for me
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I grew up with 4 brothers and there were a lot of bikes like this in our past. Always bike pieces laying around,
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