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| My Siblings |
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| Mom's Family: The Bergs |
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| My Siblings |
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| Mom's Family: The Bergs |
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| Clockwise from right: Aly (Hired man's son), Anita, Blair, and Me - in my little gold beauty. |
A repost of my favourite Christmas shopping story.
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| Red Mittens - not just for hands any more! |
She was supposed to be weeding the garden. But the warm
afternoon sun beckoned and, let’s face it, she had a short attention span. So Goldilocks
dropped hoe, dusted hands, and went exploring.
Okay, so it’s not like she was strictly ‘forbidden’ said
activity. It was more like an understood… erm… understanding that dire things could happen if she did so. And Little
Goldie lacked discipline.
Deep into the forest that bordered her mother’s small patch
of ground, Goldie walked. Enjoying the warm sunshine and the plethora (real
word roughly meaning: lots) of birds, scurrying furry animals and insects.
And there, in the center (or as close as we can estimate
without a yardstick) of those woods stood a tidy, little cottage. A cute little
cottage. Owned by someone Goldie didn’t know.
Now that fact alone would have caused anyone else to either
knock politely and await a response, or, at the very least, holler. And when either
greeting failed to raise a resident—leave.
Remember where I said Goldie lacked discipline? Turns out
she also lacked common courtesy. And basic manners. Because though she did knock,
perfunctorily, she didn’t await a response, but simply walked right in.
Now, this little cottage wasn’t owned by just anyone. Nope.
The three names on the title (they are still there if you’d care to look) were
Papa Bear, Mama Bear and Baby Bear.
Of course some time has passed since the happenings penned
here, so Baby Bear is no longer a baby, but an enormous fully grown Papa
himself. With a large family of his own.
But for our purposes, we’ll stick to the timeline wherein
these things actually took place. Sooo… Goldilocks. Cottage. Lack of courtesy. Trespassing.
I think that takes us all where we need to go.
The first thing she noticed in the tidy kitchen that opened
directly off of the back door were three steaming bowls of porridge. Well—one steaming.
And two in varied stages of cooling-off-ed-ness.
It was at that moment Goldilocks realized she hadn’t eaten
in some time. Since breakfast, in fact. Her stomach and several attached and/or
dependent systems suddenly reminded her with a low growl.
And just like that, she decided that a bowl of yummy porridge
in the hand was worth any number of distant and possibly uninteresting lunches
at home. No matter who it belonged to.
She found a spoon and tasted the first—largest—bowl. “Yow!”
she wailed. “Too hot!” Okay, yes, the steam should have been a dead give-away. It
suggests a distinct lack of observation skills.
She moved to the second-biggest bowl. “Ugh. Too cold.” Say what
you will about Goldilocks—though her talent for observation may be lacking, this
girl is an authority when it comes to porridge.
And she doesn’t give up easily. By the time we had reached
the third bowl, many of us would have thrown in the spoon. But Goldie remained
undeterred by her two appetite-curbing failures.
Still tingling with enthusiasm—and/or hunger—she dove in.
And was correct (if not right) by so doing. The third bowl, though the
smallest, was perfect in both temperature and content! Trés
yummy!
In no time, the porridge was gone. And Goldie was needing a
spot to sit and rest her weary—though distinctly dishonest—bones. A chair was
indicated. Remarkably, there were three on offer.
One too hard. One too soft. And one just right. But
surprisingly poorly constructed. Or at least that’s what Goldie told herself
when the whole da…darn thing collapsed into a heap of splinters.
Now urgently needing a place to recover from the shock of
becoming subject to the foibles of shoddy construction practices, Goldie sought
out the bedroom. And the three tidy beds she found therein.
Again a short-term dilemma. Too hard. Too soft. Just right. Goldie
sank into the comfy mattress and immediately was lost in the arms of Morpheus.
A fictional character. Unlike Goldie who is…never mind.
While she slumbered, the aforementioned cottage owners
returned from wherever they had gone. They noticed immediately that something
was amiss. Let’s face it, what Goldie lacked in manners…she also lacked in neatness.
First they spotted the empty bowl. Then the shattered chair.
Yes, you’re right. Pretty hard to miss. And finally, they came upon the
culprit, soundly and rosily asleep in Baby Bear’s little bed.
It was at that moment Goldilocks woke up. “Three bears!” she
screamed. Leaping up, she again showed her lack of societal training and
manners by simply running past them and out the door.
Papa, Mama and Baby bear looked at each other. What had just
happened? Not only were they the victims of a home invasion, they had been made
to feel distinctly labeled and typecast.
Mama Bear looked out the window as the golden-haired (thus, her
name) eater of porridge, breaker of chairs and sleeper of beds disappeared into
the woods. She sighed and turned to her family.
“I feel distinctly labeled and typecast(!),” she said. Baby
Bear nodded, “And I feel violated. I’m the one who lost my breakfast and my place
to sit. And should probably wash my sheets.”
Papa Bear put a fatherly hand on Baby Bear’s shoulder. “So
what do we learn from this, son?” Baby Bear frowned. “Even though we live in
Canada, we should learn to lock doors?”
My daughter works in theatre,
A carpenter. It’s true.
She’s very good at what she does,
Is always in demand because,
You seldom see her make faux pas,
Excels with nails and glue.
And you should see the things she builds!
They’re miracles, I swear,
A whole apartment on the stage,
An office, ship, a courtroom, cage,
‘Sets’ the scene for joy or rage,
All built with skill and care.
We’ve witnessed her artistic bent
In her
own life as well.
Her décor can be called ‘unique’,
A mix of modern and antique,
With personality and ‘cheek’,
In vivids and pastels.
And better, yet, are holidays,
The artist does emerge,
With graves dug deep in our front yard,
Or lights with which our house is starred,
Or one enormous greeting card,
You see her talents surge!
But none are much more obvious than,
Her homes of gingerbread,
There’s never a bucolic scene,
Where lights and candles softly gleam,
And icing, trees and rooftops preen,
And only JOY is spread.
Instead, we have a ‘what we’d see’
If disasters hit:
An earthquake leaves you in the lurch,
With flames, a building is besmirched,
A Christmas train through a Christmas
church,
Unusual, you’ll admit!
Sooo…
If homes of gingerbread you make,
And just want something sweet,
Even though your kids are bright and kind,
Fantastic at what they’ve designed,
To THEATRE, if they’re inclined,
Just stick with Trick or Treat!
With POETRY, we all besought,
To try to make the week begin
With pleasant thoughts…
Perhaps a grin?
Have crafted poems for you to see.
And now you’ve read what we have wrought…
Did we help?
Or did we not?
Next Monday's shortest of the year,
We'll see if we can find some cheer,
So come and celebrate with us,
The Winter Solstice, we'll discuss!
Then Mom came into the room, ashen-faced.
I sat down. “Okay. What has Sally done this time?”
Mom shook her head. “It isn’t what she’s done, exactly. It’s the possibilities…” Her eyes wandered toward the window.
“Mom. Focus.”
She took a deep breath and looked back at me. “That new family? The ones who moved in next to Gary?”
“Scary Gary? I’m with you.”
“Well, apparently Gary’s mother, Mary, recommended our family as possible baby sitters for their three kids.”
I stiffened. “Well, we can just say no, right?”
“I actually did. It’s on Tuesday and both you and I are already committed…”
“Or should be,” I muttered under my breath.
“What, dear?”
“Nothing. Go on. Apparently, your refusal was…refused?”
“Well, Sally came to the door, just as I was offering my regrets.”
I help up a hand. “Say no more. I can see it all. She accepted?”
Mom nodded. “Do you think we could move to, say, Timbuktu by Tuesday?”
I rubbed one eye. “How about we just plan on spending the evening under the bed?”
“That’s almost as good.”
What is it about time? Particularly when something you’re dreading is approaching. It just moves faster.
True story.
Tuesday dawned bright and clear. And warm. Warmer than was seasonal.
Part of me wondered if it was because we were at the physical threshold of hell.
The day passed quietly.
Comparatively.
You have to know by now that no day actually passes quietly with Sally around.
But sometimes the chaos sort of…takes a breath…so to speak.
Zero hour approached and Sally, armed with a large, well-stuffed shoulder bag, kissed Mort in the neighbourhood of his nose and waved cheerfully to Mom and me as she stepped out the door.
It swung shut with a hollow and cryptic boom.
Okay, that may have been my imagination. But it should have.
And we three were left biting our nails until she reappeared. Okay, well Mom and I were.
Mort seems to have the uncanny ability to see past all of Sally’s…erm…tendencies? Habits?
Never mind.
A few hours later, Mort was sitting at a table in one corner of the TV room, working on a puzzle. I was on the couch, with a can of coke handy, while I tried desperately to concentrate on a book that should have been riveting. The letters on the page just seemed to float in front of me.
Mom wandered into the room and snapped on the TV.
The 9 o’clock news was already underway. A field reporter was speaking.
“The child was spotted by a family taking their turn to view the city lights from the top of the Toyota building.”
A long shot of the newest, tallest building in our city’s downtown, lit from top to bottom. Flashing red lights could be seen at the base and emergency crews milled about the grounds.
A slightly disheveled, masked woman appeared. “It was so frightening!” the woman gasped out. “My Freddie was the first to see her. This little girl…just clinging to the sloping windows there at the top of the building!”
The field reporter returned. “The new Toyota building, as most of you know, is capped with a series window banks which meet at a point at the apex, forming a pyramid-like top to the structure. This holiday season, small cohort groups have been booking time there to get an unparalleled view of both the city lights and the stars.”
The woman returned. “Those windows have to be at—like—a 45 degree angle. And there was that little girl. Just clinging there.” She placed a hand over her heart and took a deep breath. “It nearly gave me heart failure to see her out there seventy stories in the air!”
“So what did you do?” the field reporter asked.
“What any parent would do. Ran to the window to see if we could get it open and get her in.” The woman closed her eyes. “She was screaming or shouting something. We couldn’t make out the message. And we couldn’t find any way to open the window.” She shook her head. “My husband dialled 911 and the kids and I gathered under her and just tried to hold her there with thought alone!”
“Now my understanding is that, by the time emergency services arrived, the girl was gone?”
The woman nodded. “She slid…upward. We watched her go.” She shuddered. “If she fell, we never saw it.”
Once again, the camera panned across the brightly-lit building, then zeroed in on the fire chief, speaking to a group of firefighters. He turned to the camera. “We have combed the area and, thankfully no body has been discovered but we are left with far more questions than answers. We will continue to search for clues, but, as of this moment, we have no information.”
The field reporter returned. “We just have to hope that this little girl, and whoever rescued her, are safe and sound…somewhere. This is Lise Roberts reporting for KDC News.”
Mom shut off the TV.
“Hey! I was listening to that!” Mort protested.
Mom and I looked at each other.
“Surely not,” Mom whispered.
I shook my head. “She’s been just a couple of doors down the street this whole night.”
Mom just stared straight ahead.
“Right, Mom? Right?”
Just then the door opened and Sally’s cheerful face appeared. “Hi-ho, everyone! Have a good evening?” She dumped her bag on the floor next to the door and pulled off snowy boots.
Mom slowly stood up. “Tell me you stayed in the house all evening, Sally.”
Sally frowned. “What? Oh by the way those new kids say they won’t EVER have any other babysitter but me!”
“Tell me!”
“Tell you what?”
“That you stayed in the house all evening!”
“O-kay. We stayed in the house all evening.”
“But is it the truth?”
“Nope.”
This month, my words were:
folded ~ mend ~ handy ~ message ~ float
And submitted by my friend Jenniy at https://climaxedtheblog.blogspot.com
Links to the other “Use Your Words” posts:
Baking In A Tornado https://bakinginatornado.com/
Wandering Web Designer https://wanderingwebdesigner.com/blog
Climaxed https://climaxedtheblog.blogspot.com
Part-time Working Hockey Mom https://thethreegerbers.blogspot.com/
I love cats, you know I do,
They’re smart. And entertaining, too,
Sometimes, they just don’t think things through,
Or fail when trying to construe,
Wind up in something of a stew,
And give you something fun to view…
To drapes and screens, they stick like glue,
Have inconvenient timing, true,
Mess up the portrait you just drew,
Or bid your brand new rug adieu,
Your hugs and kisses they eschew,
Until the times when they
want to,
Beneath your window, half-past two,
Loving, fighting right on cue,
Until you’d like to throw a shoe,
And think you’d rather have a gnu,
But I think you would be so blue,
If you didn’t have your ‘ballyhoo’,
You’d have to find a new way to
Be entertained by something new,
So, here’s to cats, I’ve known a few,
I love their ways and their miscues,
Love watching antics on ‘YouTube’,
But one more thing and then I’m through…
Love most that they belong to you!
Today's a challenge--po-et-ry,
We're having fun, my friends and me,
And you get rhyming all for free!
Now you've read mine, so go and see
The others. I know you'll agree,
They've everything a poem should be!
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| Hmmm . . . maybe we can make it work... |
‘Twas not an easy time for us, I know you will agree…
Cause our traditions then depended on those fam’ly ties,
And eating, playing games and FUN (and all that word implies),
But work would call us northward. So for years we made the hike,
At Christmas time o’er icy roads with all our toys and tykes.
And then that year. The
mercury, at minus 40, stopped,
And Husby found just what it’s like to drive a curling rock…
With all six kids (and packages) in blankets in the back,
All praying for a little warmth before they outright cracked!
T’was at that moment, we decided for our fam’ly’s good,
We would start our own traditions—staying where we should.
With new PJ’s on Christmas eve and pasta for the meal,
Rummoli and assorted games; and movies for the ‘feels’,
Christmas Bears and other baking, gifts beneath our tree,
And visiting beside the fire with choc-o-late or tea.
Then Christmas morning, trying to drag their dad out of the sack,
Avoiding traps and crafty tricks (assured to give flashbacks),
When finally, he had arrived, to the tree they all would scoot,
Then tearing, and excitement and “Just look at all my loot!”
Eggs Benedict for breakfast and then visiting until,
The turkey dinner, guaranteed all empty spots to fill,
More games and puzzles all together while we would digest,
With talk and laughter constantly and feeling mighty blessed.
Each year, our family has grown, with chicks and chicklets, too,
And now there’s over thirty gather (yes, it’s quite a crew!),
And sometimes when it’s quiet, which I must admit, is rare,
I’m glad we are at home, instead of taking things elsewhere,
And have we been successful in creating ‘fun’ our own?
Now our kids pack their tykes and toys and join us here at home!
With POETRY, we all
besought,
To try to make the week
begin
With pleasant thoughts…
Perhaps a grin?
Have crafted poems for
you to see.
And now you’ve read what
we have wrought…
Did we help?
Or did we not?
Next week, some joy we hope to spread,
With houses out of gingerbread!