Stories from the Stringam Family Ranches of Southern Alberta

From the 50s and 60s to today . . .



Tuesday, November 29, 2022

Cold or Gusty

Winter has truly arrived here in Northern Alberta.
With temperatures set to plummet to -30C (-22F), we are digging out the long-johns and woolies.
And remembering other days...
This . . .
In the early days of our marriage, Husby and I bought a mobile home.
It was 686 square feet of cozy, happy space.
And it was all ours!
Our little home on wheels came with a small entryway, built by the previous owner and attached to the side of the trailer with an assortment of screws.
Husby got the trailer set up. Dug lines for water and sewer. Connected the power.
And attached the entry.
We had a home!
I should probably mention, here, that, in Southern Alberta, mobile homes MUST be set up in an east-to-west direction. If they sit north-to-south, there is a very real risk of having them roll over in tomorrow’s gale force winds.
True story.
Moving on . . .
Our little home sat on the bare prairie, fully exposed to the elements, but it presented one of the small sides to the wind.
All was well.
Our bedroom was in the far west side. No problem.
And then . . . the wind.
During the day, spending our time - as we did - in the center, or on the east end, the wind was merely scary as the trailer shivered with each onslaught.
At night, however, it was truly terrifying as we lay in our bed with the floor bucking and hopping beneath us.
One doesn’t get much sleep when one is in a constant state of ‘oh-my-goodness-we-are-going-to-roll-completely-over-with-the-next-gust’.
One afternoon, I was standing in the kitchen with the wind howling around me. A strange noise had begun. A . . . scraping sound. I waited for the next blast. There it was again. I followed the sound.
Right to our little entryway.
With each blast, it was being slowly ripped from its moorings. I could see daylight in the cracks.
Frantically, I called Husby at work.
He hurried home and surveyed the situation. He fired up the tractor and placed the bucket against the backside of the little box, supporting it against the onslaught.
Then went back to work.
For the rest of the day, I kept an eye on our sad little entryway.
Things didn’t look good.
Finally, Husby came home for the day. He looked at the entry, creaking and jumping with every gust. 
Then he reached out and, putting a hand under the step, lifted.
The entire structure vaulted into the air like a box-kite and flew 300 feet, landing in the nearby field. You have to know that this wasn’t a little, flimsy, featherweight structure. It was built of solid materials. Walls, floor, roof, doors.
And yet it flew 300 feet.
Yikes.
Husby then proceeded to build newer, bigger and better.
Which lasted until we sold our little first home and moved north.
Out of the wind.
Into the cold.
But our house didn’t shake and we could sleep at night.
Yep. I'll take the cold.
Or this . . .
Photo Credit

Monday, November 28, 2022

Real French Toast


The sign said, ‘Breakfast Any Time’,
You know I like to eat,
And breakfast is my favourite meal…
It really is a treat!
 
A whole day’s worth of calories,
So much from which to choose,
Everything from cake to nuts…
One really cannot lose!
 
But harking back to that bright sign,
The ‘Breakfast Any Time’,
I thought that I’d just go right in…
And try some tastes sublime!
 
The server sat me on a chair,
Then handed me a card,
The foods they offered listed there…
But my choice wasn’t hard!
 
I gave the menu back to her,
Said, “Now that I’m ensconced,
You’re serving Breakfast Any Time…
French Toast in the Renaissance!”

Cause Mondays do get knocked a lot,
With poetry, we all besought
To try to make the week begin
With gentle thoughts,
Perhaps a grin?
So KarenCharlotteMimi, me
Have crafted poems for you to see.
And now you’ve read what we have wrought…
Did we help?
Or did we not?

We'll try to keep you warm next week,
And try on 'Mittens'! Take a peek!

Thinking of joining us for Poetry Monday?
We'd love to welcome you!
Topics for the next few weeks (with a huge thank-you to Mimi, who comes up with so many of them!)...

French Toast--or Breakfast (November 28) Today!

Mittens (December 5)
Poinsettia -or- Potted Plants (December 12)
Muffins (December 19)
Candy Canes (December 26)
Treasure (January 2)
Stuffed animals (Januray 9)
Get lost (January 16)
Clocks (January 23)
Time (January 30)

Sunday, November 27, 2022

BBB Times Ten

 


It's my tenth turn to host my BFFs of the BBB's!

Recently, Husby and I took a little Covid holiday. (In that IT visited and we suffered. ) Nothing quite changes your perspective like a brief dalliance with de-struction.
But we're alive to tell the tale (Which is quite, quite disgusting) and that's all that matters!
GET VACCINATED!!!

Now onto more pleasant things!
This time, my Best of Boomer Bloggers are discussing everything from Thanksgiving to Christmas!
Enjoy!

First is Carol Cassara of Carol A. Cassara, Writer:

Christmas started early for Carol Cassara, with a week in London chock-full of fun events, from theatre, to visiting the Queen's grave, to tea at the Ritz (and more). Over at her blog she shares details and photos in How We Started Christmas in London.


Buying a new car and wondering which ones on your short list are the most reliable? Consumer Reports issues a report every year on vehicle reliability. Toyota tops the latest list with Mercedes-Benz coming in last, reports Rita R. Robison, consumer and personal finance journalist. See which brands are No. 2 throughNo. 23 in her article.

 Then we have Laurie Stone of Musings, Rants and Scribbles:

Do you feel holiday pressure starting to kick in? Do you feel the need to get everything done…on time…on budget… and with a smile? The other day Laurie Stone’s inner Scrooge started up. The to-list was growing — trees, wreathes, cards, decorations, stockings, holly, cookies, gifts. She needed to get into the spirit. Then she turned on the radio…

And Rebecca Olkowski of Baby Boomster:

As the weather gets cooler, we begin to crave warm and satisfying meals. Rebecca Olkowski, with BabyBoomster.com has a great recipe for Butternut Squash Stew that is Italian-inspired and vegetarian. It’s also packed with nutrients and immunity boosters. Give it a try.



Followed by Meryl Baer of Beach Boomer Bulletin:
The month of November we turned the clocks back one hour, celebrated Thanksgiving, and Meryl Baer of Beach Boomer Bulletin spent a couple of weeks exploring New Mexico and Arizona, and contemplating time. She ruminates on the topic of time in this week’s post.



Then finally, me! 
Diane Tolley of On the Border:

When a Little learns to pray, it's both entertaining...
And something to be THANKFUL for!






And that's a wrap!
Thank you for reading...
I do hope you enjoyed this as much as I did!

Friday, November 25, 2022

Kindness Begins With...

I want to be kind to everyone,
For that is right, you see!
So I say to myself, “Remember this…
Kindness begins with me!”
            -from a favourite childhood song by Clara W. McMaster 

My Mom was the sweet soul of kindness,
She helped everyone that she’d see,
With cooking or cleaning or baking or gleaning…
She was an example to me.
 
If we kids started in with our fighting,
She’d start singing her favourite song,
Even caught in the fight, there was nothing else right…
Except to start singing along.
 
When Big Brother got into some mischief,
She chased him about with the broom,
Rebuke turned to glee—no ‘swattage’ for he…
And happiness replaced the gloom!
 
People are known for their talents,
Athletes, or writers and more,
There are all kinds of fame, people cheering their name…
Mom’s kindness is what I cheer for. 

This month's Theme: Kindness
Karen asks, "Write for me, please?"
We write because she's the Bee's Knees!
And we love her, you know that’s true,
So this is what we writers do . . .
We craft a poem based on a theme,
With pencils, sharp, and eyes agleam,
Each month we write and have such fun
We can't wait for another one,
Sooo...this month, how well did I do?
Please go and see the others, too:


The song: Kindness Begins with Me. Mom's and my favourite!
(It repeats three times...)

Thursday, November 24, 2022

A Little Prayer of Thanksgiving

A little prayer of Thanksgiving today. To honour our Brothers and Sisters south of the border.
"Eyes!"
Dinner time was special in our house.
It was the time when everyone gathered.
When everyone ate.
And everyone visited.
We are a family of expert visitors. Just FYI.
Sometimes, the talk and laughter would go on for hours.
Long after the eating had finished.
It was the best part of our day . . .
And every dinner time began with prayer.
Thanksgiving for the food.
For the blessings of the day and every day.
For each other.
Our children had been raised with prayer at meal times.
It was as important as the food.
As soon as each of them began to speak, they had their turn.
Gently coached in the very earliest days.
Given their freedom as they got more proficient.
And kids can certainly pray. Sometimes those prayers would go on for some time.
Blessing everything from their friends to their toys to their favourite TV programs.
It was . . . sweet.
And went by all too quickly.
Our kids are all grown up now with families of their own.
But prayer is still a big part of their lives.
And especially their mealtimes.
The next generation is being carefully trained up.
Case in point:
Our eldest daughter and her family were sharing the evening meal with my Husby and I.
Everyone sat down.
I looked around. “I think it's Baby girl's turn to say the prayer.”
I should point out, here, that this little girl was just learning to talk. Her vocabulary of decipherable words was . . . not extensive.
And this was her first opportunity to say the prayer.
Everyone bowed their heads and closed their eyes.
Little arms were folded.
Beloved Heavenly Father,” her mother began.
There was a pause as we all waited for the expected response - the repetition of her mother's words.
Baby girl opened her mouth. “Eyes!” she said.
We're thankful for our blessings,” her mother went on.
“Eyes!” Baby girl said louder, pointing to her mother.
We're thankful for safety today.”
“Mama! Nose!” She was making progress.
We're thankful for this wonderful food.”
“Mouf! (Something unintelligible) Mouf!”
Please bless it to nourish us.”
“Eyes!” We were back to that.
In the name of Jesus Christ . . .?” her mother paused, waiting for the obvious answer.
“Elbow!”
Way wrong.
Amen.”
A chorus of 'Amens'.
Than another chorus of long-suppressed chuckles.
“Oh, Sweetheart, you said your first prayer!” I said. “You're such a big girl!”
She clapped.
Her words weren't 'right'.
But the food was well and truly blessed.
As were we.
A precious moment indeed.

Happy Thanksgiving, my brothers and sisters!

Wednesday, November 23, 2022

That Place

Charlie's. The dive formerly known as Danny's.
But, in reality, the Canadian Cafe.
All the teenagers in Milk River went there. The little, dark, hole-in-the-wall storefront with the half-dozen booths, a couple of pinball machines, dusty dingy floors, dim lighting and the long glass-fronted counter on the north wall.
It was the 'after-school and sometimes Saturdays' place to be.
To just hang out and be cool.
Maybe get a snack. A bottle of pop. Fudgecicle. Chocolate bar.
Play pinball. I should mention here that this was where I learned there is a fine line between 'encouraging' the pinball game and making it 'tilt'. There's a dime I'll never get back.
Moving on . . .
One could listen to the latest hits on the giant jukebox that greeted you as you stepped in the front door. Those fresh and new and those that instigated a store-wide groan because they had been played a little too much. *cough-Honey!*
It was to Charlie's I went to meet my friends whenever I had a loose nickel.
Or--more often--when I didn't have any money at all.
Of course, at those times, we were at the mercy of the moneyed because they got to choose all the music. *cough-Honey!*
Charlie's was the place to let it all hang out.
The first place I saw someone my age smoking.
Gasp.
Where you snuggled into one of the booths on a vinyl-covered bench with your sweetie-of-the-moment.
Okay, I never got to do that, but I dreamed . . .
It was also the place my friends and I discovered that one could actually square dance to 'Ode To Joy'.
True story.
Also my brother tells me it was the place for the finest chop suey known to man.
Who knew?
What was your Charlie's?

One more time. Honey.

Tuesday, November 22, 2022

A Gas

Another of Daddy's favourite stories...

In rhyme again because I love it!

It’s important you know that Emerson Ells loved beans most of all when he dined.
But it’s also a fact that his good wife Elaine, was not one to be so inclined.
It wasn’t the taste or the texture abhorred, but the methane that followed hereafter.
I’m sure you appreciate all her displeasure when gas filled her home to the rafters.
So Emerson, he of the bean adoration, betook himself oft times to lunch,
And happily chose from the menu extensive, a large plate of baked beans to munch.
On this day it was doubly important to him, for his birthday, again, had appeared.
He decided a plate of baked beans would endorse his making it through one more year.
He happily slurped up—not one, but two—plates of his favourite food.
Then laughed when he thought of his unwary wife (and her wishes that he could elude).
When Emerson got to his home after work, his wife met him as he came in.
“I have a surprise!” she said as they kissed. Then blindfolded him with a grin.
She led him, unwary, along the main hall, the dining room clearly her goal,
When someone knocked loudly upon the front door. She sighed and disrupted their stroll.
And parking her husband in a dining chair, she hurried herself off to see,
Who could possibly be interrupting her plans and to knock with such temerity.
Now, remember those beans so happily consumed and their unlucky penchant to gas?
Well, through the drive home, old Em’s  innards roiled and now he had something to pass.
He listened. Elaine was still firmly engaged. He could hear as she spoke from somewhere. 
So Emerson leaned to one side (sneakily) and let loose a blast of hot air.
He felt better at the ensuing release, but his bowels soon started to strain,
And knowing his wife was still there by the door, he tipped himself over. Again.
A third time inflated, a third time released and a third time his needs were addressed,
Then hearing his wife as she closed the front door, decided he’d best keep the rest.
Soon his dear wifey was there at his side. As she murmured her a-pol-o-gies,
Old Em, he just smiled in a secretive way, thanking his three times release.
“And now your surprise!” his sweet wifey exclaimed as she pulled off his blindfold with care.
 Its removal revealed some guests at the board. Twelve of them were seated there.
So to you who like beans, and I’m one, I confess, please beware of the spouse-ly surprise,
Cause the likelihood’s there that you may just end up: the sole cynosure of all eyes.

Monday, November 21, 2022

ThanksScheming

The day before Thanksgiving, Joey’s phone began to ring,

He wondered why his father would be calling his offspring,

They’d talked a day or two before, when Joey told him that,

He’d not be home for turkey. Work just had him right out flat!

“Hi, Dad,” he said. “Is something wrong? Problems on the course?”

His dad said, “Son, I’m sad, but we are getting a divorce.”

“Oh, say it isn’t so, Dad!” Joey moaned into the phone,

“It’s true, but I can’t talk of it. Go tell your sister, Joan!”

So Joey called his sister, then, to give her the bad news,

She called her dad, said, “Dad, we’re coming! This woe we’ll diffuse!”

Her dad hung up the phone and turned and hugged his smiling wife,

“It was a little complicated. Caused a bit of strife,

They’ll be here for Thanksgiving, should be flying in by ten,

Now getting them for Christmas…could we try all this again?”

Cause Mondays do get knocked a lot,
With poetry, we all besought
To try to make the week begin
With gentle thoughts,
Perhaps a grin?
So KarenCharlotteMimi, me
Have crafted poems for you to see.
And now you’ve read what we have wrought…
Did we help?
Or did we not?

Next week, we're eating yummy stuff,
Come early! There will be enough!

Thinking of joining us for Poetry Monday?
We'd love to welcome you!
Topics for the next few weeks (with a huge thank-you to Mimi, who comes up with so many of them!)...

Giving Thanks -or- Thanksgiving! (November 21) Today!

French Toast--or Breakfast (November 28)
Mittens (December 5)
Poinsettia -or- Potted Plants (December 12)
Muffins (December 19)
Candy Canes (December 26)
Treasure (January 2)
Stuffed animals (Januray 9)
Get lost (January 16)
Clocks (January 23)
Time (January 30)

Friday, November 18, 2022

Cheap But Expensive

That day.
Missing: The pants
My siblings and I loved to ski.
Our Dad had introduced us to it the winter I turned eight and it had become a . . . habit.
Well, actually more of a fixation, but we'll go with habit.
We went every chance we could get.
And scoured the catalogs for new and wonderful accessories for our grand passion.
I had just made my first official 'ski' purchase.
New ski pants.
They were expensive.
But gorgeous.
Dark brown.
Perfect fit.
I was going to wow everyone on that hill! I couldn't do it with my skiing. This was the next best thing.
I should explain, here, that ski pants in the 60s weren't the stretchable remarkable cloth that we have now.
Something which will figure largely in my story later.
But they had little side zippers at the ankles and dark elastics that slid under your foot.
They were nifty (real word).
Happily, I donned them and my brother and I were off.
Now, I should explain, here, that Big Mountain in Whitefish Montana was a wonderful place to ski.
There were numerous slopes.
Each with its own particular brand of ski tow.
I always chose the expert slope.
Not that I could actually ski the expert slope.
For two other reasons.
  1. It had a ski trail that wound around behind and through the wonderful forest, and
  2. The trail came out at the top of the Intermediate slope, allowing the skier to then ski to the bottom. Oh. And . . .
  3. Be comparatively unharmed.
It was the best of all worlds.
I made my first run to the top of the expert slope.
Disembarked.
Got my limbs more-or-less together and headed for the mouth of the trail.
It was stunningly beautiful.
The sun was shining.
There had just been a fresh fall of snow - over a foot of sparkling, fluffy whiteness blanketed the landscape.
I took a deep, satisfying breath of the spicy air, slid onto the trail and for the next 20 minutes, was in heaven.
Finally, the trail ended.
I slid quickly out onto the slope only to discover that it hadn't yet been touched by . . . anything.
It was still in it's pristine, just-been-snowed-on condition.
Breathtakingly beautiful.
It took me a few moments to discover that this could also present a problem.
Let me explain . . .
The trail I had been on had been fairly packed and my skis were still on that level.
They hadn't yet adjusted to the extra foot of fluffy snow.
I was sliding along with everything below my knees hidden in the fresh stuff.
For a second, it was fun.
Then, it wasn't. 
I hit something.
I never discovered what it was. Rock. Lump of ice. Tree stump. Yesterday's skier.
Whatever.
It stopped me.
Instantly.
And I wasn't prepared.
My body, already bent forward in my best 'snowplow' position, bent further. In fact, I whacked my forehead painfully on my knees.
Something I wish I could do today.
But I digress . . .
My glasses popped off into the deep snow.
Oh, rats.
I rubbed my head and scrabbled around in the snow, finally, triumphantly, extracting my glasses.
Then I straightened. And felt a draft.
Oh-oh.
Remember what I had said about my ski pants being not stretchy?
This would be where that fact comes into play.
When my body had done its 'fold-in-half' trick, it proved to be something my new pants had been completely unprepared for.
They split from waistband to waistband, right along the crotch.
I was now effectively wearing two pant legs.
Held up with a narrow strip of cloth at the top.
I definitely needed a longer coat.
Or a loincloth.
And this was the first run of the day.
Sigh.
I made the run down the slope as carefully and unobtrusively as possible, then sneaked to the car and my suitcase.
The change from my new, albeit flimsy, ski pants to my usual jeans was accomplished in a minimum of time and a maximum of scrambling. In the wide rear seat.
I mean the wide rear seat.
Not the wide rear seat.
Never mind . . .
And I was back on the slope.
I learned something that day.
Expensive can sometimes mean cheap.
It just costs more.

Thursday, November 17, 2022

Finding One's Manners

Q teaching manners to Uncle.

Manners are important in youngest daughter’s family.

Something she and her husby are trying to instill in their children.

One of the words they are trying to limit/purge from their family vocabulary is ‘stupid’.

Their success is…patchy.

Case in point:

Youngest daughter of youngest daughter (hereinafter called Q) was talking to her mom. At some point in her discourse came the phrase, “Mom is so stupid”. Wherein, a horrified look crossed her little face and she instantly and loudly juggled in the word, ‘SILLY’.

Then Q, still obviously dismayed, stared at her mom. She blinked. “Ummm….I don’t know what happened,” she said at last. “My manners fell out of my head!”

Running over to the garbage, she flipped back the lid. “There they are!”

Learning to be well-mannered isn’t always measurably successful.

But it sure can be entertaining!

Wednesday, November 16, 2022

Halloween PSL

A guest post by Blair Stringam. 


It was Halloween and I was the mature age of 12. 
Too old to go house to house for treats.
So my friends and I were down on main street in our small town, trying to figure out how much mischief we could get into without it being too much.
We were likely remembering the stories of Halloweens past when our older siblings got thrown into our local jail and then broke out (a great story that Diane has told).
We were trying to find our own unique expression of mischief when some kids from our group thought of hauling junk from the back alleys and piling it in the middle of main street.
A really good idea (NOT!).
Two of my hockey buddies and I went into the back alley and found a large, empty wooden spool. We thought it would be a great candidate for our growing pile.
Now I should point out here that said spool probably weighed 200 lbs. or more so the only way for us to move it was to get it rolling.
Which we did.
When we neared our growing ‘art project’ (we were enlightened in our small town!) we thought simply adding the spool seemed a bit boring. So we decided we would wheel the spool up the street to the north. There was a slight slope and we thought it would be great to let the spool roll down the street and crash into our collection.
Once we pushed the spool up the street about 400 yards, we let it go.
The spool slowly started rolling.
About then, we assumed that we wouldn’t get the spectacular crash that we hoped for, so we started pushing.
The spool really started to pick up speed/momentum and we could see that the weight of it was going to provide a spectacular crash when it hit our community youth art project. However, as the spool got closer, I realized it was starting to veer off to one side.
It was heavy and moving fast by this time and I couldn’t figure out how to steer it back to our intended target.
Sure enough, when the spool arrived at our sculpture, it just skimmed the side and continued down the street.
We stared in horror. It was now headed for a muscle car sporting an amazing paint job that belonged to one of the guys who worked on the local oil rigs and who was presently imbibing at the local bar.
At this point, I realized we were in a great deal of trouble. The spool had picked up quite the momentum. My two buddies were not making any effort to try to help.  Perhaps they were just as surprised as me.
I ran down to the spool and tried to stop it. But it had too much momentum. There was no way I could, even if I (ouch) stood in front of it.
I decided to try to give the spool a hockey hip check. I bent my knees and pushed my hip into the side of the spool as hard as I could.
Remember where I said the spool weighed about 200 lbs? I weighed about 120 lbs. Soaking wet. And holding an anvil.
I bounced lightly off the side like a gnat.
However, I did manage to alter its trajectory.
It was once more running down the center of the street.
Some of my hockey buddies joined me and we were able to (finally) slow it down and stop it.
We then rolled it back to our sculpture and tipped it over.
Once, I was sure that the spool was not going to cause any unscheduled modifications to the motor vehicles, I went home to bed.
I may have not had the wild Halloween story to tell like my older siblings, but at this point I was too emotionally drained to care.
Halloween is hard.

Tuesday, November 15, 2022

Sleeping Through the Exciting Part

As with many things, the roots of this story go way, way back. To the joyous and much-anticipated birth of a baby.
A planned ‘welcome to the world sweet, precious girl’ party.
And real/imagined slights.
So here we go… 

Way back in the 1400’s, Princess Aurora was born to goodly parents. These parents, the king and queen of the land had been awaiting this birth for what seemed forever.
And they were just a tad…excited?
Overenthusiastic?
Obsessive?
Happy.

Assuming that the rest of the country would want to celebrate their glorious news with them, they announced a grand party where there would be much…erm…celebrating. Games and contests. Food. Dancing. Talk and laughter.
And, of course, gift-giving.

 

Invitations were sent to nearly every household. And, amazingly, RSVP’s were soon pouring in.
I know what you’re thinking. Few people RSVP any more. They just show up.
But go with me on this. It is a Fairy Tale… 

The day arrived and so did the crowd. Soon, the party was hitting on all cylinders.
Oh, wait. This is the 1400’s.
The party was hitting on all hooves.
More accurate?
People were playing. Dancing. Eating. Doing ‘party’ stuff.
 
Then the all-important gift-giving time arrived. I don’t know about you, but I love that time!
And cake. I love cake.
Ahem…
There were the usual gifts.
Baby dresses enough for 1000 babies.
A boatload of silver spoons.
 
At least one set of sheets. (Who invited that kid?!)
And then the Fairy Godmothers showed up.
Now one really never knows when this will happen. They’re kind of on their own schedule.
Thus the lack of anticipation/preparation.
 
Now the first Fairy endowed sweet Aurora—magically—with beauty.
Cause who wants a plain princess?
Okay, that’s a whole other issue—moving on…
The second FG endowed her with the gift of song.
No sour notes there. 
Whew.
 
The third had just pulled out her wand when the ‘oops-oh-dear-really?-you-didn’t-get-your-invitation?-how-did-that-happen-it-must-have-been-addressed-wrong’ guest arrived.
Just a mite vexed at the oversight.
 
‘Mite vexed’. *snort*
You should see her when she really gets going!
Despite not receiving an invitation—whatever the reason—this uninvited guest (UIG for short) pulls out her wand and, with a sly smile, bestows her own gift.
 
Something that would actually be delivered by spindle on little Princess Aurora’s 16th birthday.
Death.
Yes, I know. Hardly an appropriate gift at a gala celebrating ‘life’.
Maybe there really was a reason her invitation went ‘astray’.
Just sayin’…
 
Then she vanished.
Huh. Didn’t even stay for cake.
Ummm…I’ll have her slice if no one minds.
Back to my story…
Needless to say, the party was pretty much over at that point.
A death sentence can do that.
 
The third FG stepped up.
She couldn’t stop that gift. It had already been ordered.
But she could…change…it.
Instead of ‘death’, she could commute it to ‘sleep’.
Not so different!
I know people who sleep like the dead already!
 
No sooner said than done.
Then, in order to ensure no one (ie. disgruntled UIG’s) could sneak in and cause further unannounced complications, little Aurora was sent with her FGM’s deep into the forest.
And all spindles were burned.
 
I guess cloth would be ordered in for the next 16+ years.
That night, Aurora and her three guardians left the castle to take up lodgings in the ubiquitous ‘somewhere’.
Without magic or anything else that would call attention.
 
And there the four of them stayed.
The three FGM’s who couldn’t ‘magic’.
And one royal personage who couldn’t ‘princess’.
Strangely enough, the girl thrived.
No real word on how the FGM’s truly did.
But at least they survived.
 
Of course there’s also the little side story of incognito Aurora meeting and falling for a bona-fide prince hours short of her all-important 16th.
And said prince thereafter being captured and imprisoned by that same UIG.
Sigh.
 
The 16 years passed. The three dutiful FGM’s brought her back to the castle and her pining loved-ones.
A word on her parents through all this.
Miserable.
I know for sure I would have been.
What are your thoughts?
 
But, unbeknownst to everyone else, the UIG was waiting.
With a spinning wheel she had been saving for just such an occasion.
She coerced Aurora into touching the nasty spindle.
And the curse/counter curse clicked into place.
Ugh.
 
The FGM’s discovered her apparently-lifeless-but-only-sleeping body and ensconced her in a soft-and-comfortable bed.
Hey you picture it how you want.
Me? If I’m going to be there a while, I want soft and comfortable!
 
Then, to derail (oops 1400’s!) sidetrack any more pain and heartache, they put all the rest of the kingdom to sleep as well.
Because the only thing that could break the IUG’s nasty spell was true love’s first kiss.
 
And who knew how long that would take?
I’m sure I’m not giving away too much if I remind you of Aurora’s sweet prince imprisoned in the IUG’s ‘guest quarters’.
He’s not getting out of there any time soon.
 
Well, not without a little interference from the aforementioned FGM’s.
Something you should probably know: Never underestimate FGM’s.
And their trusty—not rusty despite 16 years of being stuck in a closet—wands.
Those beggars are made to last!
 
The FGM’s manage to break the prince out of said prison.
Endow him with power to destroy the UIG.
Then watch as he fights said UIG and then leaves her as a moldering heap of sword-skewered former greatness.
Ick.
 
The prince, again led by the FGM’s, finds his way back to Aurora’s castle where his true love lies somewhere in an upper chamber.
Dreaming of True Love’s kiss.
I’m assuming. I was unsuccessful in finding any personal interviews.
 
The prince sees her lying there looking…totally attractive…
Okay, here is where I wonder about the whole ‘beautifully asleep’ scenario.
Does no one in Fairy Tales drool?
Awaken with lines completely spider-webbing one cheek? And really bad breath/hair?
 
The prince, overcome with love, gives Aurora Love’s First Kiss.
Whereupon (good word) she awakens.
I should point out there was none of the expected screaming, “There’s a MAN in my room!”
Wherein her father appears, sword in hand.
 
Nope.
Just a sweet smile.
The reaching out of a soft hand.
And two young people—together at last—appearing at the top of a great staircase…
Another thing. What’s with great staircases in Fairy Tales?
One word: Arthritis.
 
The spell is broken. The young sweethearts are together at last.
The UIG is a rotting heap at the bottom of a nearby cliff.
What else could we add here?
Oh, you’re right.
And they lived happily ever after.

Today’s post is a writing challenge. Each month one of the participating bloggers picks a number between 12 and 50. All bloggers taking part that month are then challenged to write using that exact number of words in their posts either once or multiple times. 

This month’s word count number is: 39
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