Okay. Sometimes, it worked. |
Naptime.
Next to bedtime, the highlight of a
mother's day.
Or at least in my mother's day.
Mom was a great believer in the taking
of naps.
It didn't matter if her children –
ie. me -- weren't tired.
It they, meaning me, were willing and
able to perform amazing feats of strength and energy. Provide
positive proof that a nap definitely wasn't needed.
Someone needed a nap.
She would march me to my room.
Pull the blinds.
And point to the bed.
Sigh.
Reluctantly, I would lie down.
Mom would lie down beside me.
To make sure I stayed.
It worked.
I did stay.
Until she went to sleep.
See? One of us definitely needed a nap.
But I digress . . .
And that's when the skills I had
learned over time at great personal cost came into play.
Let me describe . . .
First, I would slide out from under
Mom's arm.
You have to know that this was only the
beginning.
And, oddly enough, the easiest part.
Because once free of that arm, things
got more complicated.
Mom was attuned to the slightest shift
in the mattress.
I had to make sure that I didn't get
careless and move too quickly.
Slowly, I would slide toward the edge
of the bed.
An inch.
Another.
And carefully.
With long pauses between.
That fourteen inches of mattress looked
mighty big at times.
And I didn't get a second chance if I
got caught.
Countless times, I would have nearly
reached my goal and Mom's eyes would snap open. “Diane! Get back
here!”
Rats.
But there were glorious days when I was
really sneaky, and would make it clear out to the living room before
she noticed.
She would appear in the doorway,
bleary-eyed and unsteady.
“Diane! What are you doing?”
It was a small victory.
But a victory nonetheless.
P.S. You know you're truly an adult
when you no longer take naps.
But wish you did.
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Thank you so much!!!
I write for you!
I have a special request for all of my wonderful Blog Friends:
Would any of you be interested in reading my newest Christmas story, Kris Kringle's Magic?
I need some readers willing to give it the once-over and report their feelings/impressions in a short sentence or two.
Interested?
Leave your email in the comment box.
Thank you so much!!!
I write for you!
I would definitely be willing to read your new book! How exciting to get the chance! amywthornton@gmail.com
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ReplyDeleteSure! I would love to read your new book, as well. Thanks!
ReplyDeleteI'm so excited! Thank you! Sending it out!
DeleteOops. I think you have my e-mail...but just in case. crapo(at)shaw(dot)ca
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ReplyDeleteDone! I'm so happy you want to read it!
DeleteI did the same, only it was a nap with my father. I can still remember the slow creep toward the edge of the bed. :-)
ReplyDeleteI would love to read your book. :-)
Pearl
I would be thrilled to have you read it!!! Sending . . .
DeleteWhen I was pregnant with the second I was sick for the entire time but still had a toddler to take care of. I counted the hours until lunch ended and it was nap time. I tied the toddler's romper strap to my arm and we both slept. When she slid off the bed she tugged my arm and woke me up.
ReplyDeleteWould love to read the book.
I'm glad my Mom didn't figure that out!!! I'm so excited you want to read my book! Sending it out now!
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ReplyDeleteI would love to read your new book, I have enjoyed reading your books so far you know how to reach me.
Naps are still a necessity in my house, more for me than my kids:)
I still wish my daughter took a nap occasionally... oh well, at least she is old enough that I can take a nap now... lol
ReplyDeleteIs it too late to read your book?
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