For five years, I worked in a bookstore.
The best of jobs.
For a writing/reading addict like myself, the most perfect
of jobs.
In the years I worked there, I don’t think I brought home a
single paycheck.
Does that reflect badly on me? I know Husby shook his head
more than a few times . . .
My duties at the store consisted of (in no particular
order): de-boxing, labelling and shelving, organizing, entertaining children, making new flannel dust cloths, receiving, ordering, cleaning the bathroom, decorating
the window, answering the phones,
smiling till my dimple showed, cashier,
and security.
And it was all fun!
All of it.
I tried hard.
I did.
But, sometimes, despite my best efforts, I made mistakes.
Case in point . . .
The store had just gotten new phones.
Units that clipped to your belt.
Okay, I’m notorious for leaving the phone wherever I happen to
be when I finish a call.
Call it a weakness.
Back to my story . . .
AND we had just gotten in a shipment of new books.
My duties were clear. De-box, apply price labels and shelve.
My duties were clear. De-box, apply price labels and shelve.
Oh, and collapse the boxes and haul them to the dumpster out back.
All was going well.
Then, the phone rang. Main console. I reached for the unit
that was clipped to my belt.
That should have been clipped to my belt.
That was not clipped to my belt.
Panic did not ensue. I'm stronger than that.
That was reserved for AFTER I had done a complete and fruitless circuit of
the store.
Oh, man!
I carefully retraced all of my steps.
I had been to that shelf. And that one. And that one. And
that . . .
Oh. Let’s face it, I had been to. Every. Single. Shelf. In.
The. Store.
Sigh.
That phone wasn’t around.
The only other place I had been to was the dumpster.
Oh, no.
By this time, the phone had long since quit ringing.
I had my co-worker dial again, from her phone.
While I stood out beside the dumpster.
Yep. The garbage was ringing.
I’m sure I don’t have to describe to you what happened next.
But I will . . .
The agitation of
said garbage as I swam through, looking for one little phone.
The up close and personal interactions that should never be
up close and personal.
The reek.
Then the having to stay at work for six hours after my
little diving experience.
Working in a bookstore.
An adventure.
On so many levels.
Once a week, Delores of Under the Porch Light, issues a challenge. Six little words.
All part of the job . . . |
Use them or abuse them.
window, dimple, entertain, agitate, flannel and dumpster
Which did I choose? Use or abuse?
You used them, and, very well at that. Another great story. Anything else interesting in that dumpster?
ReplyDeleteA LOT of interesting things. Of course, most of them probably wouldn't have been as interesting once they were cleaned off. And completely visible...
DeleteExcellent USE of the words! I was thoroughly entertained and I would hope that you learned your lesson after that experience.
ReplyDeleteI totally did! Never, ever use a phone. You can tell how that stuck with me . . .
DeleteI always wanted to work in a bookstore. But this gives it a different spin, for sure!
ReplyDeleteAnd you thought working in a bookstore had something to do with books! :)
DeleteDream Job. I do almost everything you described but at a job I am ready to be done with. I enjoyed reading this. Great story.
ReplyDeleteBarbara @ www.allmylivesnow.com
Once you've spent time in the dumpster in the name of working, you know it's time to quit! :)
DeleteWonderful story! I was hoping your phone wasn't in the dumpster, but ... at least you found it - I guess that's a sorta-happy ending!
ReplyDeleteGreat use of Delores's words. Hmmm. How does she come up with them?
She's chanelling her evil side! :)
DeleteVery creative use of the words, but I have to say it...I'm SO jealous of you working in a book store. I applied for jobs to do exactly what you did and was turned down every time. Apparently one needs "qualifications" to take stuff out of boxes and shelve it. Loving books and reading isn't enough it seems. Huh.
ReplyDeleteI had an 'in'. It was my best friend's store!
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