A lot.
And I mean the kind that doesn’t go up in smoke.
Or shouldn’t.
Anyways . . .
It needed to be mowed. Regularly.
Something I watched my older sister and brothers do millions
of times.
Okay, it seemed like millions.
Have you gotten the idea I envied them?
Well, I did.
Even though our mower wasn’t one of those swanky ride-on types that would have been . . . you know . . .
fun, but was, instead the good old push type. Electric.
With a fifty-foot cord.
When I was nine, dad handed me the . . . umm . . . plugin,
and told me to get to work.
My day had come!
His only advice: Avoid anything sharp and cutty, generally
anything under the mower.
Oh, and start near the plug and work out from there.
I was a bit nervous,
but for the first two passes, I did well.
Really well.
Then I forgot rule two.
Which led to forgetting rule one.
Sigh.
I decided I needed to backtrack.
An interesting thing about electric cords: They aren’t
intuitive.
And never leap out of the way.
And when things sharp and cutty pass over them, they . . .
erm . . . cut.
With varied and interesting results.
First, the mower quits.
Immediately.
And no amount of flipping the switch is going to turn that
sucker back on.
Second, the two ends of the cord, one of which is spitting sparks, lie in the grass.
Another interesting note: If you take the two ends and try
to force them together without first unplugging the live one, all sorts of
pyrotechnics erupt. And the two ends don’t magically re-attach. Just FYI.
I survived. (I know you were concerned.) I then went to my
father in tears and he accompanied me back to the scene of the crime and effected
necessary repairs.
Tears forgotten, I was soon ‘back in the saddle again’.
Lessons learned.
Participating bloggers pick 4 - 6 words or short phrases for someone else to craft into a post.
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This month, my words came from: My Brain on Kids. http://mybrainonkids.net
Work, Nervous, Nine, Utopian, Swanky
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Baking In A
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Southern Belle
Charm
http://www.southernbellecharm.com
Not That Sarah
Michelle
http://notthatsarahmichelle.blogspot.com
Spatulas on
Parade http://spatulasonparade.blogspot.com/2016/07/spiced-banana-honey-roasted-pecan-cake.html
Dinosaur Superhero
Mommy http://dinoheromommy.com/
My Brain on
Kids
http://mybrainonkids.net
The Bergham
Chronicles
http://berghamchronicles.blogspot.com
Never Ever Give Up
Hope
http://batteredhope.blogspot.com
Confessions of a part time working
mom http://thethreegerbers.blogspot.ch/
The Diary of an Alzheimer’s Caregiver
http://www.thediaryofanalzheimerscaregiver.com/blog.html
Molly
Ritterbeck
http://mollyritterbeck.com/
Juicebox
Confession
http://juiceboxconfession.com/
Climaxed
http://climaxedtheblog.blogspot.com
When I Grow
Up
http://kimberlyyavorski.com/whenigrowup/
Sparkly Poetic
Weirdo
http://sparklyjenn.blogspot.com/
Ouch! Tough lesson to learn.
ReplyDeleteIsn't it true, Kimberly?!
DeleteJeez, Diane, I know you had a great upbringing but sometimes I wonder how you made it to adulthood!
ReplyDeleteHer children often wonder the same thing...
DeleteMe, too. Sigh.
Delete"And when things sharp and cutty pass over them, they . . . erm . . . cut."
ReplyDelete^Sounds like something I would say. Love this. Kept a smile on my face the whole time.
Thanks, Jenn! My work here is done! :
DeleteI am so glad that you survived. Because yes, I was wondering...
ReplyDeleteYeah. I was pretty sure...
DeleteWincing at the thought of trying to jam those two ends together while the cord was still plugged in ... ouch ...
ReplyDeleteAnd I'm glad you survived, too!
I can't help but wince when I think of it now. Yikes. What was I thinking?!
DeleteNOW I get why we never had an electric mower ;-)
ReplyDeleteGlad you lived to tell! Welcome back, Diane!
This definitely wouldn't serve as an advertisement, would it?
DeleteBoy you were lucky at age 9 to get change and then a re-chance! I envied the push mower and was only allowed to do the back yard and not until age 11 because it was certain I would cut off something!
ReplyDeleteI'm quite sure my dad was wishing he had raised the minimum age as well!
DeleteAn electric mower? We had one a few years ago but our yard was WAY too big so we sold it. Now at 9 I was using an old fashioned rotary style push mower. It was hard but I loved it.
ReplyDeleteThat's what I should have had, the push type. I probably wouldn't have gotten into as much trouble. Probably...
DeleteLove this. Reminds me of the first time I was allowed to cut grass. My Daddy telling me again and again how to do it HIS way and taking every step I did. Thank goodness it wasn't an electric mower though!
ReplyDeleteI think my dad was wishing he'd given me a little closer supervision. Sigh.
Deletegood grief! I often wonder how you survived your childhood - this is a perfect example. I'm sure we were more resilient back in those days :)
ReplyDeleteI wonder the same thing. I definitely had a busy guardian angel! :)
DeleteMy husband tried to do the same thing when he mistakenly cut his cord in half with an electric saw. Right in front of the boss AND the safety inspector. Luckily, that boss was my brother haha!
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