Oh, she only looks innocent... |
The soft cascade of warm water and sweet-smelling soap caresses the aged body, following every curve.
And/or bulge.
Problems and irritations disappear down the drain with the water as total relaxation is, finally, achieved.
The warm water continues.
A state of near-bliss is achieved.
Ahhh . . .
Ahhh . . .
Cue: Sharp strings played in a tight Eee! Eee! Eee! Eee!
The shower curtain is pulled back abruptly.
The shower-er spins about with a startled gasp.
A shadowy figure sticks its head into the cubicle.
“Hey! Gramma! What’cha doing?!”
And ‘Gramma’ collapses and dies of a heart attack.
Okay, it doesn’t quite have the punch of the original Psycho. But the death is just as real.
And permanent.
Death by Toddler!
Coming soon to a shower near you.
Rated: ‘T’ for Toddler. There is no stronger rating…
P.S. No skin was shown in the making of this experience.
None.
Absolutely none.
None.
Absolutely none.
The world simply isn’t ready for that.
Umm. D. Maybe the world is. Just saying....
ReplyDeleteHmmm . . .
DeleteSo cute! Thanks for sharing! Teresa from NanaHood
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Thank you, Teresa!
DeleteToddlers have no mercy!!
ReplyDeleteGood thing they're cute! :)
DeleteI'd forgotten those days.
ReplyDeleteI wish I could...
DeleteA bath is somewhere where I insist on privacy. And a book.
ReplyDeleteMaybe the first thing I need to look into is a door lock!
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