A couple of days ago, I spoke of finding a prize in my cake.
Turns out similar things have happened to others as well . .
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Husby comes from a large family. Five boys.
One girl.
The boys were . . . eaters.
Need I say more?
Fortunately, their mother was a fabulous cook and well
capable of producing the large quantities of food needed with amazing
regularity.
She was most famous for her bread. Something that had to
emerge from her fragrant kitchen eight loaves at a time at least twice a week.
And she did it ‘Old School’.
Mixing the ingredients with a cakespoon in a large, ceramic
bowl until the dough was too stiff, then dropping said spoon and kneading with
the hands.
I know you know what I’m talking about.
The entire process fascinated her boys. And they were often
close observers.
Just not for the reasons you might think . . .
Now, I probably don’t have to tell you that young boys are
composed primarily (85% or so) of mischief.
With a goodly dose of ‘clever-little-monkey’.
And that those same boys have toys.
So: Boys-mischief-cleverness and toys. See where I’m going
with this?
Keeping careful watch on their beloved parent’s actions,
they would wait for just the right moment and, when she turned away for
something or other they would . . .
. . . drop a marble into the bread dough.
Which was then kneaded in along with the deliciousness.
At which point they would run away.
Giggling maniacally.
Hey. I’m telling the story. I’ll tell it how I want.
Their mother knew, when she heard the laughter and the
footsteps that ‘something’ had happened.
And, knowing her boys, had a pretty good idea of what.
She would search for whatever had just been dropped into her
dough.
Occasionally, she would find it.
More often, not.
On those days, she would sigh and mold and bake and pray.
And just FYI, no teeth were broken in the making of this
story.
Like this. Only baked... |
Little devils.
ReplyDeleteSo true!
DeleteThis is Grant writing this (pay no attention to the signature on this posting) I hereby confess to all of the mischievous pranks ever perpetrated in the home and my little angelic brother Warren was never involved in any of them
ReplyDeleteSincerely
GRANT
Couldn't be Grant writing this confession! Grant only signs his confessions of guilt with the name "Warren".
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Ahem. Maybe you guys should take this outside . . .
Deletelol!
DeleteI'm relieved no teeth were broken (and I assume no one choked on a marble either) and I'm also laughing at the Anonymous comment above!!
ReplyDeleteAnother funny label, too :)
Yep. No breaking or choking. Won't rule out fisticuffs, though . . .
DeleteI grew up with four boys and the only girl so I rememeber this mischief well.
ReplyDeleteKnowing you, Rena, it wasn't the boys into the mischief. Confess now . . .
DeleteI can soooo see this happening since boys were involved!
ReplyDeleteBoys. Pfff.
DeleteThis would make me so darn nervous!
ReplyDeleteI worry when there's a prize in the cereal!
DeleteBoys - they're all the same aren't they? Mischief just seems to come as part of the package (especially if they are in a group and spurring each other on!)
ReplyDeleteMy dad used to say: "One boy's a whole boy. Two boys are half a boy. And so on."
DeleteI remember my Mom baking bread the old way with three kids almost in the big dread pan. Mom would cut off a piece of dough for each of us and we would go off and play with the dough and not bother her.
ReplyDeleteGenius, your mother.
DeleteMarbles?? Yikes. It IS a wonder no one broke a tooth!
ReplyDeleteWe never had any breadmakers in the family, we had a horse-drawn cart that came around daily instead, with bread fresh from the bakery.
Oh. My. Word. Tell me again why I wasn't raised in your neighbourhood?!
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