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Thursday, April 30, 2020

The Gift Horse

There’s an old saying, ‘Don’t look a gift horse in the mouth’.
Now you should know that horses, as they get older, show it mostly in their teeth.
The older the horse, the more outward sloped the teeth.
I’ll talk more about this later . . .
We once received a gift horse.
Okay, well, it was a yellow Chevette.
But it was a gift.
And had several 'horses'.
The car was . . . old.
Rust spots bloomed like a garden.
The doors wouldn't open. 
Or if they did, they wouldn't close.
The internal organs alternately belched or squealed.
There was, literally, no back floor on the driver’s side.
And pieces quite frequently dropped off, made scraping sounds on the pavement, or detached altogether, only to be run over by the vehicle that had lost them.
The car had one thing going for it. It had a new engine – put there by our good friends, the former owners. People who then made the magnanimous gesture of presenting the car to us.
I'm quite sure you are wondering why they would do such a thing. 
They had finished school and made the recent move to newer, or at least less rusty.
And why we would go on driving our 'testament to rust'? 
We were still poor college students with four kids and little means of support. Who needed all the help we could get.
So ‘Rusty Yeller’ made the daily commute to college with my Husby.
Often, they would sit in traffic, cars around them humming or growling happily.
While this car made its convincing impression of Chitty Chitty Bang Bang.
Without the cuteness.
Or magic.
This went on for several months.
Finally, my Husby neared graduation. He would soon have a Master’s degree under his belt.
It was time to move up a peg on the whole ‘commuter’ scale by selling the car.
We weren’t asking much.
Just pay for the ad and the car is yours . . .
No bites.
We tried to give it away.
Still no takers.
Finally, Husby took to leaving it parked at the college with the keys in it, hoping to entice some desperate--or at least near-sighted--student into taking it for a spin.
A long spin.
Nothing.
Oh, come on! Vehicle theft had reached near epidemic proportions on that campus!
Obviously, the students were a bit . . . judicious . . . with their choices. Choosing cars that were, oh I don't know . . . road-worthy? 
Sigh.
We finally got rid of the car.
Traded it on a push, pull or drag sale.
I think we even got $500.00!
So, back to the gift-horse scenario.
And the looking of said horse in the mouth.
In the usual sense, it means that one shouldn’t find the faults in a gift.
In our case, we did look.
Saw the new engine. 
And ignored the rust spots and obvious problems which later proved . . . rather important.
My lesson? Don’t bother to look a gift horse in the mouth.
Let the rust and disease put you off right from the beginning.
Close. Just add rust...

5 comments:

  1. Oh, those days. I would never go back. I hope I never have to go back.

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  2. Smiling. And remembering an early car of ours (when we were also poverty stricken). When we started it the bonnet/hood had to be up so I could blow out the flames from the carburettor before we headed off on our day. It didn't have a lot of rust though.

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  3. Oh, memories of those early days! I wouldn't go back either. I hang on the memories instead.

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  4. I like the idea that it doesn't matter what the gift horse looks like, what matters is what you can do with it!

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  5. Always look a gift horse in the mouth, it might need enough dental work to bankrupt you. Remember the Trojans?

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