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Worth fighting for . . . |
Processed or instant foods simply didn't exist.
Nothing came packaged from the store.
Bread was something that emerged, nearly every day, from the oven of the large wood stove.
No other option was possible.
No other option was needed.
Grandma's crusty, fresh bread, hot from the oven, was the favourite food of my Dad's family of nine brothers and sisters and their home was nearly always awash in the wonderful smell.
But each large, beautiful loaf only had two ends.
Because bad manners hadn't been invented yet, it never occurred to Dad and his siblings that they could do anything about that.
Side note: My husband and his brothers, the creators of bad manners, would cut off every available surface – sides, top, bottom – after the ends had been claimed.
But I digress . . .
So, as the time drew nearer for the family to assemble for the evening meal, Grandma Stringam would slice one entire loaf of fresh, warm bread.
And place it neatly on a platter to go to the table.
That was about the time that every child in the house would suddenly appear.
And wrestle each other for the privilege of 'helping'.
Bruised but triumphant, the winner would carefully carry the precious platter of warm deliciousness to the table and park it in the centre.
Then he would quickly snatch one of the two crusty ends and set it on his own plate.
At first, the sacred placing of the bread was all that was needed.
But not for long.
Soon, the instant the bread was placed and the claimer gone, someone else would creep in and slide said crusty slice of yumminess to their own plate.
Then the next person would do the same.
And the next.
This would go on until everyone assembled for the actual meal.
Whoever possessed it at that time . . . won. Sort of like a game of 'hot potato', but tastier.
As time went by, more and more sneakiness was required.
The bread was placed under the plate.
Under the napkin.
Stabbed with the owner's fork.
The owner's knife.
Finally, in full view of whoever happened to be waiting in the wings for their turn, the possessor would lick the back of the hotly contested piece of bread. (Okay, remember what I said about manners? Forget it.) Then place the now-thoroughly-claimed prize on their plate.
The entire contest came to a screeching halt.
But only for a while . . .
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Gramma and Grampa Stringam. Oh, the bread she could bake . . . |
I did not taste homemade bread until I was 16 or 17 and it was because I decided to learn to bake bread. I made two loaves and ate one as soon as it came out the oven. Fortunate I didn't have brothers and sisters! I can just imagine that fight for the end piece!
ReplyDeleteSoooo familiar. The youngest of my brothers when told to share anything he particularly liked would lick it thoroughly before offering it round.
ReplyDeleteWe didn't get home baked bread, either, and who wanted the crust? It was so dry.
ReplyDeleteOf course, once i had home made, i understood.
We never had home baked bread, but did get fresh baked from the baker who came around with his horse drawn van. We loved it, especially the crusts. Over the years I have tried to bake bread, but I just don't seem to have "the knack".
ReplyDeleteWe should ALL play this game of hot potato (bread). Lovely.
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