All were in their nineties but were made of sturdy stock,
One night the oldest, 96, decided he would bathe,
Drew a lovely bath and then prepared himself to ‘lathe’.
He readied both his soap and sponge, all set to have a scrub,
Then stripping off his clothes, the man moved closer to the tub,
He lifted up one foot, then set it down, now filled with doubt,
And hollered to his brothers, “Was I getting in or out?”
The next in line yelled, “I don’t know I’ll come and help, you clown!”
Started up the stairs, then paused, ”M’I going up or down?”
The youngest, 92, just sat and took a sip of ‘joe’,
He shook his head, said, “Holy smoke, those two are getting slow!
“I hope I’m never bad as them.” He knocked on wood for luck,
“After I see who’s at the door, I’ll be up to help you schmucks!”
Photo Credit: Karen of bakinginatornado.com |
With poetry, we all besought
To try to make the week begin
With gentle thoughts,
Perhaps a grin?
So Karen, Charlotte, Mimi, me
Have crafted poems for you to see.
And now you’ve read what we have wrought…
Did we help?
Or did we not?
Topics for the next few weeks (with a huge thank-you to Mimi, who comes up with so many of them!)...
Brothers (April 25) Today!
Babies (May 2)
Music (May 9)
Purple for Peace (May 16)
Turtles (May 23)
Memorial Day (May 30)
Yo-yo (June 6)
Roller Coaster (June 13)
World Refugee Day (June 20)
The Happy Birthday song (June 27)
You are so damn creative. I'm smiling. Thanks
ReplyDeleteHilarious! Loved this.
ReplyDeleteThanks for my early morning smiles.
ReplyDeleteIt would be a whole lot funnier if I weren't starting to do all of those things myself!
ReplyDeleteGood thing they have each other!
ReplyDeleteHeeheehee! Excellent.
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