A group of friends anticipating finals Monday morn,
Had
spent the Saturday before with friends and ale in horns,
The
celebrating went too long, they slept next day away,
And
missed their Independence Test ‘cause they had been at play,
When
they arrived, they sought their Prof and begged her on their knees,
To
let them take the test. They added, “Pretty, pretty please?!”
They
told a story settled on: of back road and flat tire,
And
how they waited long for help (for hour after hour),
They
told her how the wait’s result was missing her key test,
They
simply couldn’t make it back to write it with the rest,
Their
prof just smiled, “Of course, I’ll let you take it late,” she said.
“Come
back tomorrow set to write.” They grinned and went to bed.
Next
morning, bright and shining (all were ready now to write),
Rested
and refreshed from dreamless sleep they’d had last night,
The
prof put each lad in a room and handed out exams,
Then
closed the doors and left all of the earnest little lambs,
They
turned the page, found question 1 took very little thought,
They
didn’t even have to sweat the answers that they sought!
“For
5%: The date The Declaration had been signed”,
July the 4th of ’76. Didn’t even need their
minds!
This
would be a breeze! they thought (their happiness grew higher),
Then question 2: “For 95%...”, it asked, “…which tire?”
Happy Independence Day to all my neighbours from the United States!
Photo Credit: Karen of bakinginatornado.com |
With poetry, we all besought
To try to make the week begin
With gentle thoughts,
Perhaps a grin?
So Karen, Charlotte, Mimi, me
Have crafted poems for you to see.
And now you’ve read what we have wrought…
Did we help?
Or did we not?
Topics for the next few weeks (with a huge thank-you to Mimi, who comes up with so many of them!)...
Independence Day (US) or Sidewalk egg-frying day (July 4) Today!
Loneliness (July 11)
Ice Cream (July 18)
Old Jokes (July 25)
Sneak Some Zucchini Onto Your Neighbor's Porch Night (August 8)
Be an Angel Day (August 22)
Bats -or- More Herbs, Less Salt (August 29)
I laughed out loud. Hugs, Beth
ReplyDeleteThanks for this laugh!
ReplyDeleteAn oldie but still goodie, and in rhyme. Thank you for thinking of us here in the States.
ReplyDeleteLOL, wonder if they bothered thinking it through that far. I fear I see a few "F"s in their future.
ReplyDeleteOld, but gold.
ReplyDelete