One of Daddy's stories...
Not sure about the
rest of you, but me? I would be scared,
To haunted houses, I’d
not go. Not e’en if someone dared!
But Jade was made of
tougher stuff. She had no fear at all,
And haunted houses she’d
seek out—they had the girl enthralled!
Jade paid no mind to
goblins and for ghosts, she had no dread,
Not even when we
pointed out to her, “Girl, they’re all dead!”
Sooo, let’s get back to
haunted homes, one in par-tic-u-lar,
A creepy house the
edge of town, t’was really quite bizarre!
No one had ever stayed
the night, and long it’d stood alone,
And only old folks could
recall when it was someone’s home,
Well, it was great for
Jade and, toting sleeping bag and stuff,
Determined she would
spend the night, prove she was ‘tough enough’,
At first, she got
things figured out, she found a place to sleep,
Set up her bed, then
smiled as she envisaged slumber deep,
But just as sunset
passed and darkness settled all around,
Jade stopped what she
was doing. Wait! Did she just hear a sound?
And sure enough, right
through the door, a casket did appear,
Filling Jade with
unaccustomed nervousness and fear,
She screamed and stared
running t’ward the door just opposite,
Concerned about her fearless
reputation? Not a bit!
She darted through the
open doorway, slammed the door quite hard,
Breathing better only
when the door was locked and barred,
But did it stop the
casket? Didn’t even slow it down,
And Jade found herself
looking for the far side of the town!
And room-by-room she
and the casket (an unlikely pair),
Ran together through
the house from ‘here’ as far as ‘there’!
And just like that,
she reached the end, she'd truly given all,
Watching as the casket
slowly drifted through the wall,
She found the room devoid
of either furnishings or trim,
With nothing there to
help her, Jade was feeling rather grim,
In the shadows, saw a flask.
T’was all the room did show,
She heaved it at the
casket just as hard as she could throw!
And just like that,
the casket stopped, as dead as dead could be,
Jade stared at it. Now
what on earth? Moved forward cautiously,
Again picked up the
bottle, this time scrutinized it close,
(Whilst keeping one
eye on the casket), set to diagnose,
Jade was surprised at
what she read—a thing you don’t see often,
It was a bottle of
cough syrup. And sure, it stopped the coffin!
It is, in a word: fun!
This month’s theme: Syrup
Hmmm...what to do with that?!
Want another serving?
Love it, I had absolutely no idea where this was going, right up to your punchline!
ReplyDeleteHeeheehee! Well done.
ReplyDeleteGreat punch line :)
ReplyDeleteArrrgh! This is probably the worst shaggy dog pun ever!
ReplyDeleteIt stopped the coffin 😂 Priceless!
ReplyDeleteThank you for visiting my Airport post - unfortunately there will more where this was coming from.