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Friday, May 5, 2023

For Rena

 This is for Rena, my wonderful, wonderful, wise friend, co-conspirator and staunch supporter. I’ll miss you forever, dear sister!

 

When we holiday, we usually like to rent a house with several bedrooms and have our friends join us as they can.
Usually, it has worked out great!
Ocassionally, it hasn’t.
Our trip to Guadalupe in 2020 was…less than perfect.
Lost luggage for six people.
No bathroom for a household of 8.
No hot water.
No oven.
Ongoing renovations from window installations to full-sized backhoes digging up the driveway and front yard.
Let’s just say the first two weeks were a disaster and stop there.
Here is what we learned…
 
Holidaying always looks great. Relaxing and perfect.
When one is anticipating.
Let’s just say it’s not always so good when one is experiencing.
And just FYI: B&B photos aren’t always accurate. Ditto for reviews.
Always remember to pack essentials in your little carry-on. You never know where your luggage will vacation. Often it’s not going where you’re going.
When renting a car, make sure it’s not to a company waiting to pick you up on Martinique. When you’re on Guadeloupe. There’s a fair slice of ocean between them.
When your Landlady promises every day for twenty days that you will have wifi... tomorrow, it’s really okay to begin to NOT believe her.
You don’t have to stay home from your day at the beach to let workmen in. They aren’t going to show up anyway. Actually that’s not quite true. They will show up. Right at suppertime. And stay till midnight.
The noisier the tools—the later they stay.
One working toilet for eight people in the corner of one of the bedrooms can suffice. It just takes a LOT of cooperation.
A brand new bathroom (and toilet) following a week of noise and confusion and workmen at all times is definitely worth it. We think. 
One other important thing, though, is a door on that new bathroom. People get skittish when whatever they are doing is public knowledge.
Just because supposedly competent workmen have been properly engaged, it doesn’t follow that said workmen will install the new windows in the right holes.
One can do without hot water in the kitchen. As long as there is plenty of it in the one working bathroom. And one has at least one big bucket. True story.
You can think of a million and one dishes you want to make in the oven—when you don’t have one that works. Oh, and remember to watch out for the exposed wires that are the reason said oven doesn’t work. They can really pack a wallop.
Just because a toaster is top-of-the-line, it doesn’t follow that it will actually…toast.
Always keep a thick, absorbent mat on the floor in front of all the sinks. So the water will have someplace to go.
The Landlady’s idea of a beautiful swimming pool—and yours—are probably poles apart. Nine feet of mud isn’t nine feet of water. And back-hoes working on some remote building site are fascinating. Back-hoes in your front yard, digging away your driveway and your only access to your B&B are not.
Buying tools and effecting repairs yourself is totally acceptable. And may save your precious sanity. Just don’t expect a reduction in the rent.
When a foreman says he will come back and build you a front step, believe him. A pallet can be a front step.
Sometimes desperate tourists are the popular fathers of invention. Walkways made out of pilfered shipping crates will be appreciated by the whole neighbourhood!
It’s quite all right for your washer to discharge down the outer house wall. It’s also fine to use it as a shower.
And finally…
Just because a baguette is warm, it doesn’t follow that it’s fresh. OR ant-free. Please be careful when choosing your boulangerie!
 
Rena, we survived that holiday. In fact, the last six weeks of it were bliss.
Or perhaps our standards had just lowered.
Thank you for this prompt, my friend. And for the gift of...you!
I miss you.
Diane

This tribute to Rena is part of a “Secret Subject Swap”. Something Rena loved to participate in. 
My secret Subject was: What is one vacation that you took that was a total disaster? What went wrong?
This was Rena’s May prompt.

Please read on to see the rest of the participants!

5 comments:

  1. If you had written this in a book, even fiction, I would have been displeased at how unbelievable it is. Thank you for honoring Rena with us, she truly was special.

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  2. Oh my goodness. Looks like I'm not the only one who's able to write a month's worth of blog posts about (travel) fails. Your experience sounds horrible! I do hope your current trip is nothing but perfect. The pictures sure look the part.

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  3. Rena chose some good topics, didn't she, and the only good thing about that Vacation Gone Wrong is that it resulted in one heck of a great blog post. Rena would be proud!

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  4. Wow. I can't touch that, even if we did think we were all going to drown when the alarm went off from a kitchen fire on the ferry in the middle of the English Channel.

    You did a great job answering Rena's prompt.

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