She was supposed to be raking leaves.
But you know how an assigned job can be
forgotten. An assigned worker…sidetracked.
It happens to me. Once…
Never mind.
Chicken Little Feathers (of the
Merrywoods Feathers) was supposed to be working.
C. Little, as she preferred to be
called, had been asked to rake the leaves in the front yard.
Now admittedly, the front yard could
only be considered enormous, taking in, as it did, most of the Hinderley forest.
But C. Little, full of energy and good
intentions started in with a will.
A full hour later, with several
enormous piles of well-raked leaves behind her and several thousand more ahead,
she decided to take a well-deserved break.
Any of us would have done it.
She flopped down into one of her heaps
of crunchy, brightly-coloured leaves.
For a few seconds, she lay there
happily, totally relaxed.
A small breeze sprang up, cooling her
slightly over-heated self.
But this breeze, unbeknownst to her,
also twirled cheerfully around the giant tree just over her head.
An oak tree.
With dozens of baby oaks—AKA:
acorns—nestled snugly against their stalwart parent.
Well most of them were snug.
One or two, not so much.
You can probably guess what happened
next.
One of them lost its grip and dropped
straight down (Not far from the tree!) onto the head of the little would-be
gardener thirty feet below.
Now I know there are often pithy
comparisons made between mighty oaks and their tiny, little acorns.
And acorns are comparatively
tiny.
But drop one from thirty feet onto
your head and see how you feel.
Am I right?
C. Little gasped and straightened, one
wing over the rapidly-swelling bruise on her little head. She looked up into
the tree and came to the only conclusion possible. A piece of the sky, had
somehow become detached and fallen.
That sky barely glimpsed between the
thick branches of the towering oak. Okay, yes, there are other conclusions.
Each of which would have been vastly superior to the one jumped to.
But we’re talking about a little,
feather-headed chicken.
C. Little leaped to her feet and
screamed.
Loud enough for one of her nearby
friends, Goosy Loosy (don’t look at me. I didn’t name these people) to hear
her. She hurried over.
“What is it, Lit? What’s wrong?”
“Loos! The sky is falling! The sky is
falling!” C. Little pointed in the general direction of up.
Goosy Loosy tipped her feathery head,
peered basically along the trajectory of the pointing feather and frowned a
rather goosy frown.
She then looked back at C. Little. “I
don’t see...”
It was at that precise moment the
second of the not-so-snug acorns lost its not-so-powerful hold on its parent.
Hitting Miss Loosy on top of that aforementioned
goosy head.
“Gahhh!” she screamed. “It’s true!
It’s true!”
Okay, say what you will about panic.
It has been known to motivate people to do amazing things.
Most of them bad.
“We must go and warn the king!” C.
Little screamed.
“The entire kingdom is at risk!” she
added.
Just like that, the two of them were
off.
I won’t bore you with the details of
their encounters with several other members of the feather-headed variety that ‘peopled’
the forest.
Suffice it to say their hysteria was
contagious and leave it there.
Soon there was a panicky, but determined
group of would-be saviours on their way to warn the king of the imminent danger
to/probable destruction of, his kingdom.
Partway there, they stumbled upon a
rather shifty, conniving fellow by the name of Loxy. First name Foxy.
Who, quite notably (and unlike the
others) wasn’t panicking.
“Wooah, Ladies and gentlemen,” he
said. “What seems to be the problem?”
Now, normally, when one has a mob
situation, the individuals in it have ceased to think as individuals.
This was far from a normal situation.
But part of it, notably the not-thinking-for-themselves
part, was still very much in effect.
Moving on…
“You might not have noticed it yet,”
C. Little started out…
“BUT THE SKY IS FALLING!” The rest of
the group chimed in.
Mr. Loxy looked up at the cloudless,
blue sky, then back to them. “Seriously?”
Several feathered heads nodded.
He raised a rather foxy eyebrow.
“Huh!”
“We’re on our way to warn the king!”
C. Little said importantly.
“I bow to your selflessness and
industry,” Mr. Loxy said. Again he looked at the sky.
“It’s funny how serene everything
looks,” he added. “You’d never know there was a problem.”
“Hah! Remember the Titanic! And how
serene everything appeared in the early minutes after striking the iceberg!”
Everyone turned to look at Miss Loosy.
“Say what?” Mr. Loxy said. “Ti-…”
Goosy Loosy’s eyes shifted away. Then
back. “…-tanic. It was a ship. That…you know what? Never mind.”
Mr. Loxy stared. “Ahem. Back to our
discussion. You’re on your way to warn the king?”
C. Little nodded. “Yes. It’s our civic
duty.”
“It’s a long way to the palace from
here,” Mr. Loxy said. “Look. Why don’t you come to my apartment and just post
things on Forestbook. Everyone will get the message.”
He went on, “And of course they will believe it. And share it millions of times. The king is sure to hear.”
“Oooh! That sounds so much easier,”
Ducky Lucky said. He held out one of his little, duck feet.
“All this walking is
making my arches fall,” he added tearfully.
Everyone looked and nodded. Indeed
those arches had fallen.
The feather-headed group thought Mr. Loxy
made sense (see above vis-à-vis mob mentality) and followed him toward his
apartment/lair.
It will probably not come as a
surprise to learn that Mr. Loxy, contrary to what he said and what the others
believed, had absolutely no intention of helping them out.
Admit it. Are any of you surprised
here?
In fact, he was more concerned with
what was going into his stomach than what may be falling out
of the sky.
I’m sure you’ve guessed that none of
the good-hearted but woefully-ignorant citizens emerged from Mr. Loxy’s lair.
There are several lessons here.
1. When
the world around you is panicking, don’t.
2. Seek
credible sources.
3. Not
everyone has your best interests at heart.
4. Troubles
bring out the good/bad in people.
5. Be
one of the good..
Each month one of us chooses a number between 12 and 50 and the rest craft a post using that number of words one or multiple times.
This month’s number is: 39
It was chosen by Karen of Baking in a Tornado!
Now go and see what my friends have created!
Best. One. Yet. Yes, we could all learn a few lessons about Forestbook.
ReplyDeleteThankfully, I learned the first lesson at a pretty young age and it has served me well.
ReplyDeleteYes, fear is contagious and so is taking advantage of it. Well done.
ReplyDeleteFun story and powerful lessons. Thanks!
ReplyDeleteThis should be the lead story in your book of fractured fairy tales that I hope you will write one day.
ReplyDeleteWhat a fun group to be in. Maybe next time, the citizens can have a happy ending. Maybe an informed journalist can come along and help them investigate the incidents and save the day.
ReplyDeleteSuch a fun story and valuable lesson!
ReplyDeleteAdorable. I took care of chickens last year while my brother's family was on a trip and can relate.
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