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Tuesday, September 12, 2023

In, Through and Beyond

My Sweetie and Me
Newly married.
What a wonderful time.
A time of love. Friendship. Companionship.
A time of discovering for the first time that one has a true and forever friend. Someone to be with. Always.
It's magical.
Then, too, it is the time to discover those frailties that we have tried so very hard to keep from our sweethearts. 
And finally have to admit to owning. 
Like...everyone has bodily functions.
Get over it.
My husband I had been married for a couple of weeks.
He had risen early in the morning and disappeared into the bathroom.
I had stayed where I was. Warm and comfy and still deliciously drowsy.
Soon the door opened and my new husband emerged, but . . . not looking as he had when he went in.
He had blown his nose, while attending to other necessities, and given himself a nosebleed.
Easily fixed. Just stuff a Kleenex into his left nostril.
Oh. And he had discovered a pimple in his right ear. Quickly disposed of. And another Kleenex inserted to blot up any discharge.
Now, back to bed to snuggle with his new wife.
I stared at this apparition who was approaching my bed. It looked like my husband. But it had white tissues issuing from nose and ear. Could it possibly be . . .? I braced myself up on one arm. "Is that one Kleenex?" (Hand gestures to suggest pulling something which had been run into the head through the ear and now protruded from the nostril.)
"Harrumph!"
"Was that a 'harrumph'?"
With a glare, he spun around and headed back into the bathroom.
And firmly closed the door.
He never answered my question . . .

4 comments:

  1. Ha ha! Yes, those fun days of early marriage, learning all kinds of crazy things about each other, like the tissue 'nose to ear' trick!

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  2. LOL, my husband sneezes in multiples. I remember being half asleep and thinking that the closet (where Hubs had gone to dress for work) was sneezing.

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  3. Oh, those interesting (and sometimes shocking) first few weeks of discovery.

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  4. Heeheehee! Those were the days. And so are these, but for different reasons.

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