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| Daddy. Rolling out the barrel. |
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| His crew. |
A major ingredient in recipes for cookies, cakes, pies, casseroles,
meats, breads, vegetables.
Strong alcoholic drinks.
Let’s face it. If you eat. Or drink. You’ve probably eaten
(or drunk . . . drinked . . . drank . . . dranked?) this.
Just picture it.
Sticky sweet. Dark. Rich.
Slows down in January.
Yep. Molasses. The boiled down juice of sugar cane and/or
sugar beets.
Papa of golden sugar and grandpapa of crystallized. Major sweetener in so many things.
And an especial favourite/fattener of cattle.
And that is where this story starts . . .
Daddy had taken his (then) two children with him to feed
the cows.
Okay, yes, that probably doesn’t sound all that exciting.
But it meant a truck ride.
And thus, two willing participants. Aged three and two.
The truck pulled into the field where the aforementioned
cows made their home. The three piled out.
Daddy got to work. His ‘helpers’ keeping a close watch.
He rolled a barrel of molasses to the ‘lick’.
Now for anyone who may not have seen this, a lick is just
that. A large steel container with a wheel suspended inside which, when turned,
dips into the sweet stickiness and brings it to whoever’s tongue happens to be operating
the wheel.
Genius.
If one happens to be a cow.
Between you and I, attempting to place my own tongue on the
business part of said wheel would have been . . . how can I say this without sounding
disgusting? . . . icky.
Back to my story . . .
Daddy dipped his finger in the molasses as it poured from
his smaller container. Tasted it. “Mmmm!” He smacked his lips for emphasis. “Yummy!”
He dipped the finger of his eldest child, the three-year-old,
in it. Obediently, she did as he did and stuck it in her mouth. “Mmmm!”
Yep. She and the molasses were instant friends.
Dad tried the same technique with his two-year-old son. Who
made a face and couldn’t be persuaded to try again, despite the subsequent coaxings
of his elder sister.
Dad left them to it, elder sister enticing and smaller
brother protesting, and went back to his work.
In a short time, his barrels were empty and the lick full.
He loaded the canisters and the kids back into the truck and
headed for home.
Partway there, his little girl suddenly showed signs of
gastric distress. He slid the truck to the side of the road, grabbed her and
hustled her to the ditch.
Where she subsequently deposited about a half-cup of
molasses.
Obviously she had been doing much more than coaxing her
brother to eat.
Oops.
Back home she was cheerful and smiling and ready for dinner.
But Daddy learned his lesson.
Already sweet kids don’t need further sweetening.
An important point.
