Johnny of the second grade was in his new snowsuit,
The
snow outside necessitated also wearing boots,
He
huffed and pulled and pulled and huffed, then finally, defeated,
Enlisted
Miss Carmichael’s aid to get this job completed.
The
two of them, they pulled some more, and finally succeeded,
In
getting onto Johnny’s feet the boots he sorely needed,
But
when the boy looked down at them, he saw they were mistaken,
“These
boots are on the wrong feet,” Johnny said. “My feet are achin’.”
His
teacher sighed and pulled them off. Then pushed and pulled till fin’ly,
They
had them on his feet again, and settled quite benignly,
“These
boots aren’t mine!” our Johnny said. His teacher sighed and then,
She
pulled them firmly from his feet, prepared to start again.
“They’re actually my brother’s. Mom said wear ‘em,” Johnny
added.
They pulled them on again so that, for Winter, he was padded,
“Go get your mittens!” Teacher said, now sweating to her
roots,
“I can’t!” our Johnny said. “You see, I stuffed them in my
boots!”
Cause Mondays do get knocked a lot,
With poetry, we all besought
To try to make the week begin
With gentle thoughts,
Perhaps a grin?
So Karen, Charlotte, Mimi, me
Have crafted poems for you to see.
And now you’ve read what we have wrought…
Did we help?
Or did we not?
With poetry, we all besought
To try to make the week begin
With gentle thoughts,
Perhaps a grin?
So Karen, Charlotte, Mimi, me
Have crafted poems for you to see.
And now you’ve read what we have wrought…
Did we help?
Or did we not?
Next week, join us for the dance,
We'll talk about our potted plants!
Thinking of joining us for Poetry Monday?
We'd love to welcome you!
Topics for the next few weeks (with a huge thank-you to Mimi, who comes up with so many of them!)...
Topics for the next few weeks (with a huge thank-you to Mimi, who comes up with so many of them!)...
Mittens (December 5) Today!
Poinsettia -or- Potted Plants (December 12)
Muffins (December 19)
Candy Canes (December 26)
Treasure (January 2)
Stuffed animals (January 9)
Get lost (January 16)
Clocks (January 23)
Time (January 30)
I laughed out loud. LOVE THIS, another winner.
ReplyDeleteParents of many know this pain as well. Funny poem well written.
ReplyDeletePoor Johnny. ;)
ReplyDeleteGood one!
ReplyDeleteFunny! Bringing me back memories of tucking children into snow clothes!... Laurie
ReplyDeleteHeeheehee! Not something we worry about much here in the swamps.
ReplyDeleteBahahahahahahahahahahaha! Love Chris
ReplyDeleteToo funny, girl. Too funny!
ReplyDeleteI lost a mitten when my daughter and I had a vacation in Seattle for a few days to visit her friends. I was glad to get home and wear my warm gloves again. I'll be donating that lone mitten now.
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