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| Dad and 'The Help'. |
In the cattle world, when animals are ‘taken to market’, it’s
usually advisable to get them there the night before the actual auction.
That way they can ‘shrink up’ (lose some of their water
weight) before the auctioneer’s gavel is raised.
Enough background . . .
The heifers were due at the auction market that evening.
And there was only Dad to get them from pasture to corral.
Then from corral into truck.
With two people, it would be an easy procedure.
Dad gave it some quick thought. Then walked quickly to the
ranch house and conscripted Mom, who was just slightly pregnant with their
first baby.
It was actually easier than it sounds. Mom, though usually
busy with the household chores, was always eager for a breath of outside air
and a chance to spend time with Dad in the barnyard.
She pulled on her boots and followed him happily.
Mom stared longingly at the saddle horses as they walked by,
but shrugged and continued to follow Dad when he said, “This’ll be easy. It
should only take a few minutes. We can do it on foot.”
Later, after three hours of galloping around, trying to
follow Dad’s shouted instructions as the ten heifers ran in ten different
directions, a sweating and exhausted Mom flopped down on the cool grass and
decided she’d just stay there forever. Those wretched heifers had outfoxed,
outwitted and outrun her for the last time. “Stupid animals!” she said to no one in
particular. “I hope they drop dead!”
When she heard nothing from Dad, she sat up.
Seated on his favourite horse, he was gently bringing the
little herd into the corral. Man and skillful horse accomplished the impossible
task in seconds.
Seconds!
Mom groaned, stood up on rubbery legs and walked over to
where Dad was struggling to lift the stock rack on the truck. “Need some help?”
she asked hesitantly.
He gave her an eyebrows raised ‘what could you do?’ look.
“Ummm . . . I could help you grunt,” she whispered.
