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| A thing of beauty . . . in a totally non-food way |
Been listening to Christmas music all
day.
Let the Christmas memories begin!!!
For our first Christmas as newly-weds,
I dutifully asked my new Husby what he would like.
I did it sneakily.
I thought.
In July.
His answer?
A router.
Okay, first, I had to surreptitiously
find out just what a 'router' was.
I discovered that it had everything to
do with home woodworking.
And nothing to do with computers (which
at that time in history, really only existed on Star Trek).
The men at the hardware store knew
exactly what Husby had been talking about.
And placed before me a perfect example
of router-ness.
On sale.
The day was mine!
And soon, so was the router.
Gleefully (real word/emotion) I carried
said router triumphantly to the car.
And duly hid it at Husby's parent's
place.
Then I waited.
Closer to Christmas, Husby forgot all
about the router he had asked for and announced that what he would
really like was a deep fryer.
For a few frantic moments, I considered
taking the router back and replacing it.
But, reading the receipt, I could see
that that possibility had expired.
Rats.
A couple of weeks before Christmas,
with a heavy heart, I wrapped his present and placed it under the
tree.
Some time later, he picked it up and
shook it.
It rattled.
He smiled.
What he had taken for a 'deep fryer'
rattle was, indeed a 'router' rattle, but I said nothing.
And he was happy.
We both waited for Christmas.
Christmas morning, the first gift he
went for was his 'deep fryer'.
He was already talking about the fries
he would make.
The corn dogs.
Doughnuts.
I held my breath as he tore off the
paper.
His mouth dropped open and his face was
a perfect picture of surprise as he stared at the router box beneath.
“I totally forgot I asked for this!”
he said finally. He opened the box and began removing parts. “I've
wanted one of these forever!” He was growing more and more excited.
No more mention was made of a deep
fryer.
I heaved a sigh of relief.
That particular gift went on to make
tables, cabinets, houses, toys, more tables, and at least one picture
frame.
Of far more use than a piece of kitchen
equipment.
No matter how many fries it could have
made.
I chose . . . well.
I should mention, also, that this was
also the only Christmas when I managed to surprise my Husby.
Oh, he tries to 'act' surprised when he
unwraps something.
But I know that he knows.
Sigh.
