Their relationship was lengthy; sadly, the ‘illicit’ kind,
The results not unexpected when a ‘he’ and ‘she’ combine,
A baby was forthcoming, and no way to stop it now,
The mom would not have stood for interference anyhow,
Afraid of having to confess, he planned a stratagem,
To cover his misdeed. Ensure his wife could not condemn,
To Italy, he’d send his lover, ending their affair,
But promised when the baby came, he'd happ'ly provide care,
What she had to do, when baby came, was send a card,
With ‘spaghetti’ written on the back. (That's all. It wasn't hard.)
And he’d begin to pay for care and school for eighteen years,
And ensure that her finances never would be in arrears,
And so she left. The months went by—their little one was due,
Indeed, that fateful day arrived, t’was time for babe’s debut,
The father—home from work—his wife was standing at the door,
Read the card she handed him, then passed out on the floor,
Confused, his wife picked up the card and read it once or twice,
Then shook her head. Some knowledge (just a little) would suffice,
She turned it o’er, it said “Spaghetti” three times, scrawled across,
Then, “Two with meatballs, one without, please plan to send more sauce.”
Oh, poor man! And poor ladies as well. Well written and thanks for the huge smile.
ReplyDeleteRight? I'm so glad you enjoyed it!
DeleteOh, that's going to require SO much more sauce, LOL!
ReplyDeleteGahhh! Sooo true!
DeleteA lot more sauce.
ReplyDeleteI keep wondering how long THIS could be hidden! ;)
DeleteThat's hilarious, and so well written. This week I'm sharing a 'poem' that fronts a section in a much-thumbed cookery book. It comes from Frugal Food, an early book by Delia Smith, the UK's 'Cookery Queen of the TV Screen' in the 1970's.
ReplyDeleteRice is nice
But pasta's faster.
It is often quoted in our house.
Bwahahaha! Perfect!
DeleteHaha. Short and to the point.
DeleteExcellent!
Deleteomg this one had me laughing so hard..
ReplyDeleteMy work here is done! ;)
DeleteOh, this was so , so good!
ReplyDeleteThank you so much, Alana! :)
DeleteHeeheehee! Sounds like he cooked up a whole lot more than he meant to.
ReplyDeleteWhen they say a 'mess' of spaghetti...
DeleteOh Dear! wifey isn't going to be happy when he explains that!
ReplyDeleteI would say not! ;)
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